The One Ring she/her Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, it tastes so bad it makes you want to vomit I want a cool tattoo idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted? you get a picture of Paul Atriedes from Dune on your cheek. I wish for the one ring to rule them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted. It becomes greedy with power, and becomes a really cruddy person all around, ruling it's subjects with fear and expired mustard. I wish for some metal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, it's a big lump of cheap lead. I wish for Narrator powers outside of TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted. You get Narrator powers for: I wish for the washing machine to stop eating my belongings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted the dryer starts to do it instead. I wish for my socks to never disappear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, they change colors instead I wish for a brownie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, it is old and moldy. I wish for the ability to stop doing the shard and read dune or take a bike ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 (edited) Granted. Your Shard account is permanently banned. I wish for a bagel. Edited March 6, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Granted. you are instantly buried in bagels I wish for it to snow again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 granted, the snow is high enough to block the doors so you now can't leave your house. i wish for a good pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted, but it's pineapple on pizza (so its not good) I wish for a cool ring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted. It's so cool that it's freezing. Any attempt at putting it on results in frostbite. I wish for a Bridge 4 baseball cap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted. A bunch of Bridge Four fanboys beat you up and steal it. I wish for an oiled, sanded, and smoothed out staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted, it's an inch long I wish for a new computer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted. You bought it off someone in an alley for $30 who said it was "baand noo". I wish for a potato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted, it's rotten I wish for a nap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted, you somehow finish the nap 5 minutes before you started and now you have to find a way out of the situation before your other self comes in and causes a time travel paradox i wish for a mistcloak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted. You can't breathe in the mist. I wish for school to end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted. Your best friend, School, who you've known since childhood, loved for years, and were going to get married to in the summer, dies. I wish for an extra arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Granted, it has 2 fingers. I wish for a being that i can love and cherish forever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Granted. It doesn’t love you back. I wish for some nice, fuzzy socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Granted. They eat your feet. (In a nice way, of course.) I wish for the ability to speak any language I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 granted, but noone understands you i wish for fabrials that i can use in pranks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Granted, but you no longer have teeth I wish for a loyal baby axehound 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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