Sequence she/they Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Granted. WARNING: Sad times ahead Spoiler You love it with all of your heart for two years, and it loves you back. One fateful day, its playing around in the yard, when a car comes driving down the street. Excited, the axehound runs out to the car. The driver does not see it, and you watch in terror as your axehound is run over. The car drives on. You rush out to it's limp form. It's still alive, but you can tell it won't be for much longer. You hold it in your arms as it breaths it's final quivering breaths. The memory never leaves you. I wish for a piece of solid sunshine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Granted, it is as big as the sun, you die from suffocation and the heat. I wish for swag boxes. SWAG BOXES. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Granted but suddenly all your money disappears. I wish for the swag boxes for free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Granted, Thaidakar rejoices and thanks you a billion times, your bane is that Brandon hates you. I wish for books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Granted, you get multiple copies of My Antonia, the most boring book in existence I wish for new glasses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Granted, they are broken, but also new because they were made yesterday but broken by the delivery guy. I wish for a salamander army to go against the above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Granted. But whenever you feel like you are in danger, your legs fall off. I wish for 620 dollars and all the time in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Granted. The $620 are covered in mold spores, which you breath in upon getting the money. The mold grows, and you turn into a tree. I wish for Blue Birds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Granted, you get 6 billion for every human on the planet. you have officially smothered every human being. I wish for the movie Ron's gone wrong never existed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Granted, now it's Ran's Been Banned I wish for an iPad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 granted, it is a really crappy one. I wish for a new tv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Granted, it's a really crappy one I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 13, 2022 Report Share Posted March 13, 2022 gets a time loop every few seconds. I wish for one of those sling rings from Dr Strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 13, 2022 Report Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted, but it can only teleport you (with the portals that Dr. Strange uses) to your middle school, the place of horrors I wish for parents that love me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, the bane is that you randomly lose your phone i wish for infinite stormlight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. You're not a Surgebinder. I wish for the ability to create eggs out of thin air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted! They are basilisk eggs. You turn to stone, and am partially responsible for wiping out all humanity. I wish for a VPN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, your favorite person on the planet forgets you exist. I wish for a slice of moldy cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. I tastes quite good. Your tongue falls out. I wish for a laser-sighted heat-seeking Investiture missile launcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, you have a cape and you go with it. I wish to be a shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. You are now a shard of glass. Your bane is that you are about to be melted. I wish for a cool scar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, it is from all the people you love dying. I wish for CHEESE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. An asteroid made of cheese crashes into your front lawn. However, you now detest cheese I wish for the ability to fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, you can fly it a very very VERY slow pace, a mile per year. I wish for the ability to write really well and really fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted! You forget how to write, speak, or read English. It has been replaced with Aonic I wish for infinite money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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