Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (wtf) Granted, but everyone hates you. I wish for hot dog from costco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 LOL Granted but it tastes like dung (as usual) I wish to own and have read every Brandon Sanderson book past present and future!!! also the ability to remember it all and able to tell everyone about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (tf you mean- COSTCO HOT DOGS ARE AMAZING) Granted, but you only remember everything for a month, and after that you have to buy them and read them again. I wish for costco Pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, your bane is it's Costco pizza. (what? ok fine they are ok but they aren't AMAZING.) I wish for a spicy deluxe chicken sandwich from chick-fil-a. (now this is something AMAZING, way better than any Costco hotdog.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (edited) (They literally are amazing, they're a whole foot long, and they taste like heaven. Pizza is dope too) (I will admit, it is better than costco, but they're pretty close) Granted, they forgot the lettuce. I wish for a refreshing melon flavored power-ade. Edited March 4, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, you get Gator-age instead as they are pretty much the same thing. I wish for unlimited money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted, everything costs nothing, so your money is useless. I wish for bob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 (edited) Granted your hair now looks exactly like an old wrinkly man named bob. I wish for a time loop. Edited March 4, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted. You are stuck on June 6th, 1944, to June 10th in Normandy, France. I wish for a parrot named Jones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted it always poops on your head, even if you lock it in a cage it will teleport. I wish for pigeons to never poop on me, my belongings or my relations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted. They poop on your best friends. I wish for the letter Q. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted you cannot type any other letter. I wish for a hamburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, it tastes so bad it makes you want to vomit I want a cool tattoo idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted? you get a picture of Paul Atriedes from Dune on your cheek. I wish for the one ring to rule them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted. It becomes greedy with power, and becomes a really cruddy person all around, ruling it's subjects with fear and expired mustard. I wish for some metal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, it's a big lump of cheap lead. I wish for Narrator powers outside of TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted. You get Narrator powers for: I wish for the washing machine to stop eating my belongings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted the dryer starts to do it instead. I wish for my socks to never disappear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, they change colors instead I wish for a brownie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted, it is old and moldy. I wish for the ability to stop doing the shard and read dune or take a bike ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 (edited) Granted. Your Shard account is permanently banned. I wish for a bagel. Edited March 6, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Granted. you are instantly buried in bagels I wish for it to snow again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 granted, the snow is high enough to block the doors so you now can't leave your house. i wish for a good pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted, but it's pineapple on pizza (so its not good) I wish for a cool ring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted. It's so cool that it's freezing. Any attempt at putting it on results in frostbite. I wish for a Bridge 4 baseball cap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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