Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 granted, you aren't a misting or a mistborn. I wish for a bead of lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 granted, Leras laughs at you from the Beyond. I wish to meet Vin in person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, you meet her corpse. I wish for a million breaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 12 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted, you meet her corpse. I wish for a million breaths. Granted, you get turned into a lifeless using an extremely inefficient old command I wish for a mistcloak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, it's made from itchy wool I wish for a delicious cookie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, but it rots all of your teeth out and you can only watch Twilight now I wish for money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, it's worth the lowest in the Global Exchange Rate. I wish for a salamander. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted you get $100,000,000, but as you buy something with it you get arrested for trying to use counterfeit money and you die alone and sad in the deep dank dark slimy pit of the prison that you spend the rest of your life in. I wish to have 100000 IQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 granted, you are the poorest person in the universe. I wish for a slice of cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 (edited) Granted. The slice of cheese Awakens and eats you from the inside out. I wish for the people around me to be smart for the first time in their lives. (For context, I'm playing D&D with a bunch of 6th graders right now.) Edited March 24, 2022 by Voidspawn context 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, six hundred people become dumber across the world, most of them are either famous actors, politicians or world leaders. I wish for a large cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, it's a completely ordinary not-at-all spiked cookie. Now you can't give it to some poor unexpecting soul, and just have to eat it. I wish for what I'm thinking about at the current moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, you die seconds before it comes true. I wish for MAGIC! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 granted, it sucks and can only make a single spark come out of your index finger. I wish for the ability to instantly know anything and everything about weather everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, but you can no longer touch water unless you wish to melt. I wish for upvotes. If that breaks any rules(I think it might), I wish for the ability to not have a bane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 I don't think that is against the rules. Granted the mods ban you. I wish for a bag of chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 Granted, they're you're least fav flavor I wish for spotify premium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 Granted, you still get ads tho I wish for eyes that will never hurt (cuz mine hurt right now) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 granted, they go blind in three years. I wish for more cheeseballs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 Granted, they are poisonous. I wish for the Nightwatcher to get everything someone says correctly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I don't think that is against the rules. Granted the mods ban you. Where are my upvotes? Your boon is granted, but you can only speak in quotes(complete ones) from now on. I forgot to ask for a boon, I wish for the power to grant boons on my own. Edited March 25, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 Just now, Ta'veren Kaladin said: Where are my upvotes? Your boon is granted, but you can only speak in quotes(complete ones) from now on. BOOTS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 3/25/2022 at 6:26 PM, Ta'veren Kaladin said: I forgot to ask for a boon, I wish for the power to grant boons on my own. Granted, but you can only grant them to the people you hate most. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 I wish everyone in the world would gain a perfect memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 Granted but your own memory is dominated only by the bad things you've done. I wish for the ability to become anyone on the shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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