Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Granted. This also applies to physical and chemical laws. I wish for a bookshelf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Granted. Spiders occasionally spontaneously appear in your hair. I wish for some tea and crumpets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted; the tea is above your head and the crumpets are crumbled up above the tea. I wish for eggnog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. It only comes at Christmas. I wish for political justice to be attained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. All other forms of justice disappear. I wish for the ability to know if someone's reading my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. It works correctly most of the time, so you grow paranoid of if it isn't working correctly. I wish for Santa to stop enslaving the elves like sauron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. Now he enslaves the humans instead. I wish for more windows in my school 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 (edited) Granted. Everyone in your school will now constantly joke about defenestrating people. I wish for an extended-extended LoTR trilogy. Edited January 31 by NameIess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. There are unfortunately less doors. I wish for the minimum wage to go up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. unemployment triples. I wish for an extended-extended LotR trilogy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. You have hobbit feet now. I wish for some chicken fingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelsierFortnite he/him Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 4 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. You have hobbit feet now. I wish for some chicken fingers. Granted. Your fingers now have chicken feathers. I wish for a flashlight that shines darkness instead of light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. It’s permanently taped to your forehead and you can’t turn it off. I wish for a feral pig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. It comes with a terrifying horde of feral piglets. Thousands of oinking menaces marching to burn your home and salt your fields... I wish for my life to be more dramatic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Granted. You now have a secret, evil twin. People constantly get your name wrong. I wish for the ability to use irony correctly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Granted. Funnily enough, it just so happens you have dangerously low levels of iron. I wish to immediately know any language I come into contact with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 39 minutes ago, Wittles said: Granted. Funnily enough, it just so happens you have dangerously low levels of iron. So no difference then 40 minutes ago, Wittles said: I wish to immediately know any language I come into contact with. Granted. Book pages always stick together when you try to turn them. I wish for an accurate fortune cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: So no difference then Granted. Book pages always stick together when you try to turn them. I wish for an accurate fortune cookie. Granted. It foretells tragedy. I wish to be better at batik. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 9 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: Granted. It foretells tragedy. I wish to be better at batik. Granted. It only lasts a day I wish to die, but not die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted. The Nightwatcher gives you a pair of dice. Your eyelashes are now weirdly long. I wish for some fairy dust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 59 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. The Nightwatcher gives you a pair of dice. Your eyelashes are now weirdly long. I wish for some fairy dust. Granted. Your nose is now on the back of your head. I wish for none of the food I eat for the rest of my life to taste bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted, it doesn’t taste gods either, just bland. I wish for a pile of gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted. It lands from several feet up on your foot. I wish for an extra ear on my forearm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted. It continually gets caught on your sleeves and somehow rips them... I wish to always know what time it is in my location without needing a clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Granted. Your feet are always cold now. I wish for serenity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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