TwinSouls he/him Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. The ozone layer is absent directly above wherever you are. I wish for a couch. Granted. Your dog hides his toys under it. I wish to be immune to radiation. Edited February 15 by TwinSouls 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 22 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: Granted. Your dog hides his toys under it. I wish to be immune to radiation. Granted. Your house gets hit by a meteor. I wish for a lightsaber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Granted. They're now illegal. I wish for the ability to finish all of my book ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Granted. One of your best friends betrays you, stealing and publishing your work under their name. I wish for self-peeling carrots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Granted, you must wear this hat/bowtie everywhere. Spoiler I wish Unity didn't do shady stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 Granted. Your hair occasionally catches on fire. I wish for snowflakes to stop being unique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Granted. Neither are people now though. I wish to be awesome at calculus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Granted. You are incapable of picking up a plate without dropping it. I wish for an extra arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. It's not attached to you, though, so you just get a dismembered arm. Enjoy! I wish for the power to erase terrible book to movie adaptations 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. You get tackled by an NFL linebacker at random and inconvenient times. I wish for a foam finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. It says "Moash's #1 Fan" on it. I wish for a pet rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. Your hair is now seaweed. I wish for a cotton ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. It is sentient, mobile, and 100% evil. I wish for more time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. Neither side of your pillow will ever be cool again. I wish for a friendly raccoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. However, the raccoon has an evil twin brother plotting against you both. He has gained a map that will always show your locations. I wish for a stuffed animal axolotl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. Your friendly raccoon loves you very dearly, refuses to ever leave your person, and is viciously jealous of any and all inanimate objects you interact with. Enjoy! I wish to have perfectly straight teeth without needing braces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. Have fun wearing Invisalign! I wish for an authentic picture of Bigfoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted, but it’s low resolution so nobody believes you. I wish for a lightsaber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. It only works on alternating Thursdays. I wish for the ability to spontaneously gain talents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aredor Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. You spontaneously lose them as well. I wish for a complete Lego set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. However, it's entirely made of cheese, and you lose the ability to smell. I wish for more wit (either the attribute or the character, I'm not picky) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Granted. Everything you say comes out backwards. I wish for a rocket launcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. It’s a barely functional model. I wish for unlimited candy when I want it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted, it's drugged candy I wish for a battery that never runs out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. Every time you go to plug a power cord into a wall socket, it is just a bit too short. I wish for the ability to come up with decent wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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