Lunamor she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 (edited) Granted. You are now terrible at coming up with banes. I wish for a mullet. Edited February 27 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Not granted. The Nightwatcher is not a fun of bad haircuts. I wish for a bomb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. It detonates in your face I wish for the ability to fly a plane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. The definition of flying is officially changed to falling with style. I wish for a mohawk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted, it is covered in ash, guess you could call it a moashawk. I wish for this thread to reach 600 pages. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The Nightwatcher will get back to you in around two years. In the meantime, enjoy having no sense of taste! I wish for a cat that does not shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Granted. You invariably accidentally swallow any gum you try to chew. I wish for an unmeltable snowflake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. Your driveway receives a couple million of them. Have fun shoveling! I wish for super reading speed, because I miiiiiiiiiight have checked out too many library books. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. You can only speed-read when you're not reading a book. I wish for Wind and Truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. An inexplicable draft now constantly gives brutally honest comments about your appearance. I wish for an indestructible phone case. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. It's too small to fit onto any device. I wish to have Morph from Treasure Planet as a pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Granted. Scroop comes with him. I wish for a portal gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Granted. However, it's broken so that no matter where you shoot the second portal, you always end up in IKEA. I wish for Moash to die a horrible death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Granted without hesitation I wish for the title of the new secret novel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 (edited) Granted. It has been translated into an unknown language I wish for the tree in my backyard to be candy. Edited March 5 by TwinSouls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 (edited) Granted. The Nightwatcher snitches on you to Sanderson about this. I wish for an infinite supply of rubber duckies. Edit: Ninja’d Edited March 5 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 On 3/5/2024 at 12:52 PM, TwinSouls said: I wish for the tree in my backyard to be candy. Granted. Your tree is now Candy Chiu from Gravity Falls. Your bane is that you now have a permanent hangnail. On 3/5/2024 at 12:52 PM, Lunamor said: I wish for an infinite supply of rubber duckies. Granted. However, the mass from infinite rubber ducks overwhelms the push of dark energy and causes the universe to collapse in on itself. I wish for a good book recommendation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is now perpetually stuck in your head. I wish for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas to no longer be stuck in my head (I did this to myself ). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: Granted. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is now perpetually stuck in your head. I wish for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas to no longer be stuck in my head (I did this to myself ). granted you now have baby shark stuck in your head i wish for the answers to my homework 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, your teacher catches you cheating... I wish for a brownie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted. You now have a small magical creature living with you who bakes and fixes stuff. He also steals all of your left socks and occasionally abuses your credit card. I wish for a ball of fluffy yarn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, but it's really itchy and neon yellow I wish that I could run and not get injured 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, but now you can't walk without being injured. I wish for my nose to stop itching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted. Now your feet are always freezing. I wish for an endless supply of goldfish crackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, but they come with insane tariffs and taxes I wish for bone marrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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