Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 (edited) Granted. That's very kind of you, but now you stub your toe every time you blink. I wish for the ability to jump into books and visit the different story worlds. Edited July 7 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 Granted you just can't jump back so you have to bring book with you to jump to the next world.. I wish that I knew what to say to this girl rn........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 Granted. Apparently, the answer is nothing, but in 2 hours, 11 minutes, and 27 seconds, there is a very specific thing you need to say or your relationship is doomed i wish my headache would go away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Granted, you get a stomach ache instead. I wish that hemalurgy was real (don't ask) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Granted. You are the only one who knows about it and can't tell anyone and can only use it on those you love. I wish for the powers of a mistborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Granted. You cannot burn a metal without burning the iron in your blood. I wish to know what Merp is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Granted. You then forget everything else. I wish to recover from my stupid congestion and sinus headache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 Granted you know have no emotions I wish that I wasn't an idiot when talking to people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 Granted you lose all intelligence unless you are constantly speaking with someone. I wish that I could translate any foreign text or speaking into modern English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 24 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said: Granted you lose all intelligence unless you are constantly speaking with someone. I wish that I could translate any foreign text or speaking into modern English. (Good thing I never stop talking) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 On 7/11/2024 at 9:32 PM, BlueWildRye said: Granted you lose all intelligence unless you are constantly speaking with someone. I wish that I could translate any foreign text or speaking into modern English. Granted. Whenever you are translating, you have to be crosseyed, standing on your head, wearing those ridiculous drunk glasses, and yelling, “WEEEEEEEEEEE” people will reasonably question your translations I wish that I never had to brush my teeth again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Granted you must brush your eyeballs instead or else they'll get cavities and it'll hurt to see. I wish I had super reflexes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Granted, you are blind and have to use echolocation. I wish for something else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Granted, you get a day old taco that always takes up your pocket space no matter what you do. I wish to be better than my friends at everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Granted. Your family is better than you at everything, and really vocal about it. I wish I was invincible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Granted but everything that was supposed to hurt you physically now damages your sanity. I wish all clocks would be 30 minutes fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Granted you now respond to conversations 1 sentence late I wish that I could actually know how to not screw things up when It came to friends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Granted but you don't know how not to wrench things up with your friends. I wish I could see my friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Granted. The only way you can see them is mid battle, as you try to kill/ capture them I wish the radio at work would allow us to play our own music with 0 adds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Granted it plays it either too quiet or too loud. I wish that I would stop thinking about girls for at least an hour of the day... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Granted. Now you spend an hour each day thinking about foot fungus. I wish for riches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Granted. They appear in my room instead of yours. *throws gold joyously* I wish my hair was literally on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Granted but your feet are frozen I wish I had strmblsd's knowledge of foot fungus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 On 7/28/2024 at 5:36 PM, BlueWildRye said: Granted but your feet are frozen I wish I had strmblsd's knowledge of foot fungus Granted but you take the knowledge from him and also gain his knowledge of different colors of throw up I wish that I could get THE GIRL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 (edited) GRANTED. You have her locked in your closet, and she’s begging you to release her. I wish that my last bane would have an actual bane. Edited July 31 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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