Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, you are now the owner of a 1 page book with the title "Stormlight 5-10". On that one page are the words: "You should have wished for patience." I wish for a real live taynix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted it makes you throw up I wish that I had my dream girl in love with me and never fought and lives happily 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted. You can only see your dream girl in your dreams. I wish for patience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 (edited) Granted but nobody Is ever patient with you I wish to have all of my wishes talking about girls to be true without the banes Edited August 5 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 (edited) Granted, but all the girls you wished for are all different people that you have to date at the same time, and they all hate each other. I wish for a 200IQ. Edited August 5 by Vyzkel Willbender Ninja’d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted but your brain works so fast nobody else understands anything you do I wish all those girls were the same girl... (Well they are sorta) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted. She has severe DID. I wish to be able to hang out with my friends in person more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but your friends don't remember you anymore I wish to be able to change my personality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted. You have severe DID. I wish to be able to fall asleep anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted you can't control when I wish that I had a notebook that whatever I wrote in it came true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 (edited) Granted, but there’s always a bane that comes with it. I wish that the air around me is always 60-70 degrees. Edited August 5 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 1 hour ago, strmblsd said: I wish to have all of my wishes talking about girls to be true without the boons 26 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: Granted, but there’s always a boon that comes with it. You guys realize that the boon is the wish and the bane is the curse, right...? 27 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: I wish that the air around me is always 60-70 degrees. Granted. You are shot into space. I wish people would always use correct grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said: You guys realize that the boon is the wish and the bane is the curse, right...? I KNOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT Granted but it gets slightly ridiculous (simple signs, movie/book names, and even digital clock faces are overcomplicated, always using full sentences and correct grammar) I wish for all the pennies that have been cast into wishing wells to be mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but all the pennies are melted down into one humongous chunk of metal. I wish to reconnect with all the friends that I have lost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but their all alcoholics now. I wish to be a merman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted. You have a fish tail but still can't breath underwater. I wish for a wish fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, but the fish is a hardcore procrastinator. I wish for the power of flight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, you now always flight. Whenever you are confronted, your flight instinct will always win. I wish to have perfect health 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted. Your health is so perfect that whenever you come within a mile of a living thing they die. I wish for a nice cup of ice cold water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, you now have a cup made of ice. I wish for living things not to die when they come near me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 (edited) Granted. Instead of dying they become paralyzed and can't move, speak, or interact with you in any way. I wish for a normal cup that is filled with cold water. Edited August 5 by Unintelligenius punctuation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, you now have a plastic cup filled with ice. I wish for the living things I come to not to receive any harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted they are just teleported a mile into the air I wish for ice cream 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Granted, it is pistachio ice cream. And it has turned. I wish for a plastic cup that is filled with water, where the water in the cup is in it's liquid form and is colder then room temperature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 (edited) Granted, you now have a bowl of whipped cream with an ice cube in it. I wish for NO HARM. I'm sure throwing life a mile into the air is quite harmful. Quote Actual response below Granted, your lips have been sealed shut so you may not drink it. I wish for NO HARM. I'm sure throwing life a mile into the air is quite harmful. Edited August 5 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Darn it, ninja'd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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