Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted, but the master is your greatest enemy who hates your guts. I wish for A Nice Book to be enchanted so it will write creative new stories each time I open the book with unlimited pages 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 (edited) Granted. You are doomed to forever have people reading over your shoulder the moment you open said book. I wish to possess biomechanical augmentations, á la The Frugal Wizard's Handbook For Surviving Medieval England. Edited August 9 by Longshot97 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted, but an evil mafia group paid for them and now you are stuck repaying them for the rest of your life. I wish to read A Nice Book in peace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. All life in the universe except your own ends to grant you eternal peace and quiet. I wish for control over time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted, you now can choose how long a minute is. I wish for a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. It's the best type of sandwich in the world, a mud sandwich that is. I wish for control over time too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. You now have all power of thyme. I wish for time slow down just for me, but only when I want it to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Time will slow, but so will you I wish to know what thyme is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. It's an herb. You are unable to eat any herbs the rest of your life. I wish to be able to slow everything else around me and not myself when I wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. Next time you ask a genie in a bottle to grant you a wish, everything around you within a 1 foot radius will slow for a minute. After that, you will slow for a minute. I wish to know how to pronounce sliver 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted, you now have a lisp. I wish to know perfect French. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Sure, Perfect French is a pretty nice person, glad you wanted to be friends! I wish to undo my bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted, you now have rhotacisme instead(look it up). I wish to give Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug her lisp back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Oh, I didn't even realize you had stolen my processing, why, thank you! Now I can get back to creating AI! I wish to speak normally 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Granted. You can only say the word normally no matter what you try to say. I wish for good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 51 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Granted. You are also given bad luck. Nothing's changed. I wish for the steel-ified skull of my mortal enemy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Yeah sure, but before I do that, I'm changing your mortal enemy to yourself. ALSO, I JUST SPOKE 17 WORDS THAT AREN'T NORMAL. HAH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 You are now cursed once again with a lisp and rhotacisme. I wish for three very loyal friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Granted. They are so loyal to you that they are suspicious of the other two and they all end up assassinating each other. I wish for a flamethrower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Granted, you get a guy that throws flames at you. I wish a very friendly friend group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Granted. You also have a very hostile enemy group. Will the Power of Friendship™ prevail? I wish for another wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Granted. You have to redo every Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test you ever went through in school. I wish for an apple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Granted, you are now not allowed in hospitals because all the doctors are afraid of you. I wish to have an amazing endurance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Granted; however, you must consume $1,000 of food per day. I wish to know ALL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Granted. Meet my dear friend Alejandro Lucia-Lorena. Guess what we call him I wish to be able to comprehensively speak every language in existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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