Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Granted. Physics still apply, so you are unable to use them and they are enormously cumbersome. I wish for hummingbird wings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 (edited) Granted, they retain the same size as if it were on a hummingbird. i wish to be Superman. Edited August 20 by Vyzkel Forgot to wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 (edited) Granted, but you have been granted a Kryptonite touch and yadayadayada you get the point I wish for Wish to not exist or I wish for everyone to capitalize their I's at the beginning of each sentence Edited August 20 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 granted, now I must be capitalized In each sentence It Is Included In. I would lIke to wIsh for my name to be In every bIllIonaIr's wIll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Wierdo said: granted, now I must be capitalized In each sentence It Is Included In. You missed the two I's in capitalized. *cough cough irony cough* (skip me) Edited August 21 by Through The Living Glass 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: You missed the two I's in capitalized. *cough cough irony cough* (skip me) I- UH- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Skip this-) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 1 minute ago, Wierdo said: I- UH- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Skip this-) AHAHAAAAaaaaaa (skip me again lol) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 1 hour ago, Wierdo said: granted, now I must be capitalized In each sentence It Is Included In. I would lIke to wIsh for my name to be In every bIllIonaIr's wIll Granted. You get one cent from each one. Since there are roughly 2,700 billionares in the world you will get approxamently $27. I wish for every millionare to put me in there wills giving me a million dollars each. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted, every millionaire who died in the state of Ohio will give you a million dollars. I wish to be a billionaire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 8 minutes ago, Vyzkel said: Granted, every millionaire who died in the state of Ohio will give you a million dollars. So just did some quick research. There are ~261,157 million-dollar earners in Ohio. Once all of them die if I get a million dollars from each of them I will have 261 billion dollars, so I'm fine with that. Skip me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Just now, Unintelligenius said: So just did some quick research. There are ~261,157 million-dollar earners in Ohio. Once all of them die if I get a million dollars from each of them I will have 261 billion dollars, so I'm fine with that. Skip me. …huh skip me too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted you are a billionaire in random diseases I wish that I could just go back to being homeschooled... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted. Everyone from your school now also learns at a home. That home is yours. Have fun! I wish to need less sleep in order to be well-rested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted, the standard for well rested has been lowered. I wish to not have insomnia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted. For every hour you are awake you must be asleep for 23 hours. I wish for school to not exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted. I don't need to do a bane cuz the bane is already there. Have fun riding a plane piloted by an uneducated teenager! And I hope you enjoy eating buggy food cause the farmers don't know what they're doing. Or drinking dirty water! Sounds delightful! I wish to be immune to all disease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted. You age 1,000 times faster. I wish for school to only be six months of the year with no breaks and then have a six month summer break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Only in your dreams! I wish to age 1000x slower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Granted. Every assassin in the world has been offered ten billion dollars to bring in your corpse. I wish for the weather to cool down five degrees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted, but only in your body... Sooo yeah, hypothermia forever, better get some health insurance cuz you'll be visiting the hospital a lot. And btw it's permanent. I wish for all assassins to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted, you become an assassin. I wish to be a skilled mercenary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted. But you are now Denth. Sooooo enjoying dying!!! I wish to have 10 hours of sleep tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted, but it's from 3 AM to 1 PM. Sorry. I wish strmblsd would lose the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted, but you do too. I wish for a nice bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Granted, but you just died in your sleep. I wish for an endless supply of almond milk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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