Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 idk what GLaDOS is, so I'm just gonna make you sound, really, really, glad whenever you say something. That includes everything, forever. So if your friend's dog died... ehhh tough explaining why you sound happy I wish for all dogs to DIE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Granted. They all come back to life after ten seconds and now all know that you wished for them to die so they will hunt you for eternity. I wish for another dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Granted. The dog acts like a cat I wish to have an irl portal gun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 The irony in that wish, whatever. Granted, you have to 100% both Portal games in order to use it. I wish for expert-level game knowledge for every game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPECTRE120 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 (edited) Granted. You no longer have hands to play the games. I wish for a generic sandwich. Edited August 28 by SPECTRE120 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 C'mon, tell me that having an impeccable GLaDOS voice wouldn't be the best thing ever tho (skip me) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 2 minutes ago, SPECTRE120 said: Granted. You no longer have hands to play the games. I wish for a generic sandwich. Granted, you now have to compete in a large-scale battle for it, spanning 215 forum pages over 2 years. I wish for a shiny rock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPECTRE120 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Granted, you are now holding a pound of uranium. I wish for a copy of GTA6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 (edited) Granted. You get the Windows 13 version of GTA6. Any attempt at using it on any other OS will burn down the computer. I wish for predictable buses. This one has been arriving within a minute for 5 minutes. And just before that it was 14 min away. Spoiler Edit: NOW you show up? Edited August 29 by Just a Silvereye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiahida Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 2 hours ago, Just a Silvereye said: Granted. You get the Windows 13 version of GTA6. Any attempt at using it on any other OS will burn down the computer. I wish for predictable buses. This one has been arriving within a minute for 5 minutes. And just before that it was 14 min away. Hide contents Edit: NOW you show up? Granted, you always realize you forgot something 3/4 of the way through the trip I wish to be able to make a lightweaving of the book I'm reading so I bet the best possible version of the book (details of the book and special effects of movies) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Granted, some of the special effects include very bright lights, and you are blinded. I wish I actually had the courage to talk to people (sometimes I'm scared or just don't feel motivated to talk to even my own friends) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Granted but people are scared to talk to you first I wish that I could see the light at the end of the tunnel.. the silver lining on the cloud... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 1 hour ago, strmblsd said: Granted but people are scared to talk to you first I wish that I could see the light at the end of the tunnel.. the silver lining on the cloud... Granted. You are teleported into a tunnel and can see light at the end. But then the tunnel collapses. I wish for some ice cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Granted, you get ice with the texture of cream. I wish to be very buff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Granted. You are so buff and your muscles are so big that you can't stand up. I wish to be able to memorize things better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 (edited) Granted but you can only memorize things that start and end with the letter m I wish that I could know how to make a bomb(in a video game)(definitely)(I'm saying this so I don't get in trouble) Spoiler I would never actually make one.. it's for the battle for the sandwich Edited September 5 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Granted, but you can only make bombs that home towards you. I wish to be invincible to explosions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 Granted, but everyday explosions, like those in your car, set you off into a huge sneezing fit. Also, you aren't allowed in my shelter!! I wish for a necklace that will spawn food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 (edited) Granted. It spawns one singular cheerio every thousand years. I wish for some yummy food. Edited September 6 by Unintelligenius forgot to add wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 Granted. You get a bag of dog food, of the brand Yummy. Which I definitely didn't just make up. I wish for publishers to stop dropping series translations halfway through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPECTRE120 Posted Thursday at 05:41 AM Report Share Posted Thursday at 05:41 AM Granted, but now you can only read Alethi glyphs. I wish for 1+1 to equal 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted Thursday at 01:11 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 01:11 PM Granted, but you don’t know that so you always fail math tests. I wish to become a genie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted Thursday at 01:21 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 01:21 PM 9 minutes ago, Vyzkel said: Granted, but you don’t know that so you always fail math tests. I wish to become a genie. Granted but you can only grant my wishes without a bane I wish that I could know how to talk to make people like me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted Thursday at 01:41 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 01:41 PM Granted, people like you A LOT whenever you talk.(technically not a bane, it’s what you wanted) I wish to not be a genie anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted Thursday at 08:02 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 08:02 PM Granted, you are now a Jinn and serve me I wish for Vyz to transform into a horse and find the Sandwich for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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