Vyzkel he/he Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Granted, I have found a guy named The Sandwich, he works in IT and is a great friend, I am no longer a Jinn and don’t serve you since I’m a horse. Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Granted. Since I don't speak horse you now have to do my math homework. I wish for Vyz to get the correct answer on my single-problem Calculus homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Granted. Since I don't speak horse you now have to do my math homework. I wish for Vyz to get the correct answer on my single-problem Calculus homework. Granted but a dog eats it I wish for a girlfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Granted, I change back to a human and now have a wig and makeup on, I am your girlfriend(for the day). I wish to stop being transformed into stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted Friday at 01:59 AM Report Share Posted Friday at 01:59 AM Granted, but the aftereffects of being a jinn linger on your soul, causing it to be more malleable than normal. Your soul is now weakened and easy to take advantage of. I wish to have a ghost friend who can possess stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted Friday at 02:01 AM Report Share Posted Friday at 02:01 AM Granted. But the ghost friend only ever possess you when they want you to do something for them and never at any other time. I wish for a smoothie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted Friday at 02:09 AM Report Share Posted Friday at 02:09 AM Granted, it’s sugar-free and only has kale in it. I wish for a hundred dollar Amazon gift card 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted Friday at 01:25 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 01:25 PM Granted. Amazon goes bankrupt and shuts down. I wish for one billion usd in cash to appear right in front of me right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted Friday at 01:42 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 01:42 PM Granted, the economy crashes. I wish for the best phone ever to exist to appear in my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted Friday at 07:58 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 07:58 PM Granted, you now have a Reis telephone I wish to summon light 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted Friday at 10:24 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 10:24 PM Granted. You are blinded. I wish to have stormlight in a perfect gemstone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted Friday at 11:30 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 11:30 PM 1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said: Granted. You are blinded. I wish to have stormlight in a perfect gemstone. Granted but there is forever a Larkin chasing you to eat it I wish for a dish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted Friday at 11:59 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 11:59 PM Granted, you now have a satellite dish I wish to have perfect vision and not be blinded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted Saturday at 09:21 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 09:21 PM 21 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Granted, you now have a satellite dish I wish to have perfect vision and not be blinded. Granted. Your X-ray hacks get detected, however, and you are blacklisted from "Real Life" until farther notice. I wish for lifespans to be doubled without consequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted Saturday at 09:56 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 09:56 PM Granted, fruit flies now live twice as long. I wish to taste the worlds best food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted Saturday at 10:00 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 10:00 PM Granted. But your lack of apostrophes has insulted the Grammar Police, and they are now relentlessly pursuing you. I wish for a muffin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted Saturday at 11:31 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 11:31 PM 1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said: Granted. But your lack of apostrophes has insulted the Grammar Police, and they are now relentlessly pursuing you. I wish for a muffin. Granted it is just really really really small I wish to be a full mistborn and full feruchemist with full access to metals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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