RippleGylf she/her Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted, but now you have to listen to every baby boasting of their power as Dark Lord of All. I wish I could freeze time long enough to complete my assignments. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted, but it goes super fast during your free time. I wish I could walk on water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted. From now on, water is the only solid thing to you. Everything else is like water. (Water is ground to you, and ground is water. You swim through land now.) I wish I was a Rithmatist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted. From now on, water is the only solid thing to you. Everything else is like water. (Water is ground to you, and ground is water. You swim through land now.) I wish I was a Rithmatist. Granted, but your hands spasm eternally, forcing you to spend an entire day to make a single chalkling. I wish that Stones Unhallowed would come out sooner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, but your hands spasm eternally, forcing you to spend an entire day to make a single chalkling. I wish that Stones Unhallowed would come out sooner. This request is beyond The Nightwatcher's power. The book has been decreed by Sanderson himself to have a new title, and we all know that Brandon is secretly the God Beyond of the Cosmere. I want. . . To be immune to fire. In all ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkinghornbd he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 This request is beyond The Nightwatcher's power. The book has been decreed by Sanderson himself to have a new title, and we all know that Brandon is secretly the God Beyond of the Cosmere. I want. . . To be immune to fire. In all ways. granted, but you will be a being of flame, burning all that surrounds you. I wish to be able to summon anything I have lost at a thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, but it happens before you lose them. I wish for an egg, that when cracked turns into two eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 You get a dragon! You steal its abilities through hemalurgy! But now you are a dragon, not a wolf. I wish to know the identity of the Nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, but you forget everything else, including your most fundamental communication skills. I wish for some interesting knowledge about the cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 You learn that there are sixteen Shards that were once part of a whole. I wish that I could see everything in inverted colors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 You get your wolf, but it's not part of you. Your dragon kills the wolf. I wish for a hat that levitates above my head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted. For some reason the hat is upwards down and constantly full with water. If you do not move carefully, water splashes down on your head. I wish for a bottle of my preferrable drink that never gets empty, regardless how much I am drinking of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Granted. Your left pinkie is now constantly on fire. It will constantly regenerate, making you suffer intense pain for all your life. EDIT: I wish the planet of Roshar teleported into our solar system. Edited September 22, 2015 by The Potato 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf she/her Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Granted, but then the Parshendi figure out some way to come to Earth. I wish I knew how to make a mistcloak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Granted, but the materials necessary to do so don't exist in our universe. I wish for a basil plant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkinghornbd he/him Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 granted, but the only fish available to you are highly toxic. I wish to know all the information stored in the Palanaeum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but you must lurk in an alley waiting to mug passing Alethi nobility until one of them is a Surgebinder and demonstrates his/her power to you. I wish... for the ability to create portals using my closet door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe he/him Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the portals open into completely random spots in the Solar system, leading to a very high probability that your closet door will open into the freezing nothingness of empty space. I wish for the power to consciously decide what I'm going to dream about right before I fall asleep. I wish for a hat that levitates above my head.Best. Wish. Ever. Edited September 27, 2015 by Herowannabe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but the portals open into completely random spots in the Solar system, leading to a very high probability that your closet door will open into the freezing nothingness of empty space. I wish for the power to consciously decide what I'm going to dream about right before I fall asleep. Your wish is granted, but you can never remember these dreams in the morning. I wish that I could become invisible at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkinghornbd he/him Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Your wish is granted, but you don't have the ability to turn visible at will. oops! I wish I actually understood what was going on in my pre-calculus class Edit:typo Edited September 27, 2015 by polkinghornbd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Duke he/him Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but you won't understand the language it is being taught in. I wish my WIFI was better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 granted, but the only fish available to you are highly toxic. Hahaha... I'm vegetarian! Granted, but you don't remember the password. I wish I had a foot attached to the top of my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted. You have also a head attached to each foot. And yes, they are individuals, and also yes, they argue to each other. Ignoring you half of the time. They also have a different sleep-wake-cycle then you. I wish for a sapling of Yggdrasil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clanky he/him Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, however it stays as a sapling forever never growing. I wish Firefly was allowed to run it's course just as Joss Whedon intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but it costs 450 dollars per second to watch. I wish for a cake that looks like a heliport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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