Vander Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) Half your days are spent cold, and half are warm. Every 5 warm days & cold days, there is one extra cold day and one extra warm day. This continues on and on. I wish for the ability to create anything. Granted. Your creations will never last longer than one minute. I wish for the ability to be able to Name anything (a la Elodin.) Edited November 24, 2015 by Vander Honorsworn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucephalus Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. You can only give things names that are incredibly dirty or incredibly embarrassing for you. I wish for the powers of Obliteration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. You can only give things names that are incredibly dirty or incredibly embarrassing for you. I wish for the powers of Obliteration. You can only use the powers while sleepwalking. Which happens often.I wish to have every magical ability, so long as it is or will be mentioned in one of Sanderson's books, and maintain those powers throughout my life with no modifications on my lifespan except those caused by the powers in Sanderson's books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 You can only use the powers while sleepwalking. Which happens often. I wish to have every magical ability, so long as it is or will be mentioned in one of Sanderson's books, and maintain those powers throughout my life with no modifications on my lifespan except those caused by the powers in Sanderson's books. Granted. Unsheated Nightblood is stuck to your hand. Enjoy your investiture while it lasts. I wish to stop procrastinating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 granted, but it will only happen tomorrow. I wish for the ability to not be affected by a curse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. Your boon is to not be affected by the curse of the billy goat. Your curse is that you now attract other curses. I wish for a cool handlebar moustache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. your mustache is the size of California and is completely frozen. I wish for more wishes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. Your boon is to not be affected by the curse of the billy goat. Your curse is that you now attract other curses. I wish for a cool handlebar moustache. Your moustache is ice cold and actual bike handlebars I wish to have one Breath, and to have the number of Breaths I have double each week at 7:00 p.m. on Sunday in my home time zone, with no consumption of Breaths (Either Returned-style or Nightblood-style) without my permission, and to retain my ability to speak in my native tongue with no impairment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) granted. you live the rest of your life as a talking jar that contains multiplying breaths again: I wish for more wishes! Edited November 24, 2015 by warriormark16 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. You get 17 more wishes. You also have 17 different curses. I wish I had a big box of dark chocolate peanut butter cups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 granted. you no longer have the ability to see chocolate or peanut butter I wish for Dragonsteel! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Dragonsteel (Brandon's sword) is now stuck through your kitchen table. And the police are looking for whoever stole it. I wish for an extra hour every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegatorgirl00 she/her Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. Your lifespan has now been cut in half. I wish it was warmer outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. It's too cold for you indoors to live.I wish I could learn and understand things 5 times faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Granted. It's too cold for you indoors to live. I wish I could learn and understand things 5 times faster. Granted. You are now stuck as an infant, without the ability to speak. I wish to be able to go wherever I wish, unimpeded by anything but my loved ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_NOT_fire Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Granted, but you are now 10cm tall. I wish that I could live in Elendel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Granted, you are a tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 You are cursed with no more wishes. Ever. Anywhere. I wish my internet would stop floozing out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 (edited) You are cursed with no more wishes. Ever. Anywhere. I wish my internet would stop floozing out. Granted. You can only use Internet Explorer 1. I wish for Szeth to feature as a major character (as in with at least 15 chapters) in Stormlight 3. Edited November 28, 2015 by Vander Honorsworn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baby he/him Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you lose the ability to talk, listen, or read about Szeth I wish to become the nightwatcher Edited November 28, 2015 by Once-ler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Granted, but you can never move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Stormgate? You kinda need to post a wish as well for this to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 (edited) I wish to know what it's like to be every person in the Cosmere. Happy? Edited November 28, 2015 by Stormgate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 granted. you get to experiance life as a herald. i wish for my book to finish writing itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Granted. Your book has terrible writing skills. I wish for an Irish wristwatch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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