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3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*memorizes card*

*puts back in the deck*

*shuffles deck*

*Draws 3 cards*

*throws 1 and the cheeseman and 1 at block*

*the cards hit extremely hard and knock the pair out cold*

*shows @Through The Living Glass the last card*

”Is this your card?”

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15 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

*enters wearing gold and obsidian sacrificial mask*

"The reckoning is here, sinners, heretics, and blasphemers. Your blood is mine."

Factually incorrect.

*melts the mask with magic, making it burn your face and suffocate you.*

*Turns to @Block and transforms them into a statue.*

*unsacrifices @Wierdo*

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42 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Factually incorrect.

*melts the mask with magic, making it burn your face and suffocate you.*

*Turns to @Block and transforms them into a statue.*

*unsacrifices @Wierdo*

*peels the molten gold off of my blackened skull*

"Death touches not those kissed by the flames."

*sacrifices you to the Ginger God by stabbing you with Angrist and spreading your blood into your hair*

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1 hour ago, The cheeseman said:

*peels the molten gold off of my blackened skull*

"Death touches not those kissed by the flames."

*sacrifices you to the Ginger God by stabbing you with Angrist and spreading your blood into your hair*

"Bro, why'd you stab Block?" *takes Thaid and Weirdo by the wrist to the back of the building*

*steals cheeseman's knife and throws the molten gold back on his head where it solidifies*

*sends cheeseman and a wounded block back to the ginger cult*

"All done."

(side note: my autocorrect just capitalized Thaid I'm so proud)

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3 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

*peels the molten gold off of my blackened skull*

"Death touches not those kissed by the flames."

*sacrifices you to the Ginger God by stabbing you with Angrist and spreading your blood into your hair*

you cant sacrafise.  its not thursday. you could imprison till then but no scarafises. or you are the blasphomers.

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2 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

you cant sacrafise.  its not thursday. you could imprison till then but no scarafises. or you are the blasphomers.

We’re at war, and I’m the supreme leader so I am able to make exceptions.

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On 4/17/2024 at 7:52 PM, Anguished_One said:
On 4/17/2024 at 7:49 PM, Weaver of Lights said:
  On 4/17/2024 at 7:45 PM, Just-A-Stick said:

My platonic soulmate @Part Of The Narrative got rizzed up by a Ginger...

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what if... i don't wanna live :ph34r:

 

 

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Darn it.

 

AAAAAhhhh What the heck happened with all these spoiler boxes?!

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On 4/26/2024 at 3:06 PM, Block said:

"Ow! That hurt!"

*Pulls knife out of me and approaches @Wierdo*

"You've betrayed the gingers, you need to be sacrificed"

 

On 4/26/2024 at 3:09 PM, Block said:

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA, YOUR TOO LATE!"

*Stabs @Wierdo*

 

On 4/26/2024 at 3:15 PM, Block said:

"Dang it, wrong one"

*Throws away foam knife and stabs @Wierdo with a real, sharp, knife*

 

On 4/26/2024 at 3:17 PM, The cheeseman said:

*enters wearing gold and obsidian sacrificial mask*

"The reckoning is here, sinners, heretics, and blasphemers. Your blood is mine."

 

On 4/26/2024 at 3:18 PM, Wierdo said:

"I'M TELLING!"

 

On 4/26/2024 at 3:33 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Factually incorrect.

*melts the mask with magic, making it burn your face and suffocate you.*

*Turns to @Block and transforms them into a statue.*

*unsacrifices @Wierdo*

 

On 4/26/2024 at 4:17 PM, The cheeseman said:

*peels the molten gold off of my blackened skull*

"Death touches not those kissed by the flames."

*sacrifices you to the Ginger God by stabbing you with Angrist and spreading your blood into your hair*

*GASP*

M-MY C-CHILD-D

Y-YOU T-TRIED T-T K-KILL M-MY C-CHILD-

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On 4/26/2024 at 1:17 PM, The cheeseman said:

*peels the molten gold off of my blackened skull*

"Death touches not those kissed by the flames."

*sacrifices you to the Ginger God by stabbing you with Angrist and spreading your blood into your hair*

*The blade turned to slag in my chest and the silvery metal which had once touched the works of gods dripped to the ground. The blood in my hair burst alight into flames and I smiled. I took a drop from my chest and spewed it at you. And, as it turned to flames and consumed you, I said,*

"Blood for the blood god."

lol.

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8 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*The blade turned to slag in my chest and the silvery metal which had once touched the works of gods dripped to the ground. The blood in my hair burst alight into flames and I smiled. I took a drop from my chest and spewed it at you. And, as it turned to flames and consumed you, I said,*

"Blood for the blood god."

lol.

*I smile evily*

"Skulls for the skull throne."

*begins tearing your skull from your head*

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I thought this group looked interesting, but I had to read a whole 14 pages of war! What happened to the actual hair stuff. Also, I am a Lightweaver, and I cast illusions around cheeseman, thaid, and block. They are now living in an utopian world where there is no fighting and have no idea anything else exists. Also, I qualify for this cult since I have black hair.

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Thought of something extra but didn't want to double post
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2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I thought this group looked interesting, but I had to read a whole 14 pages of war! What happened to the actual hair stuff. Also, I am a Lightweaver, and I cast illusions around cheeseman, thaid, and block. They are now living in an utopian world where there is no fighting and have no idea anything else exists. Also, I qualify for this cult since I have black hair.

wElCoMe To ThE cHaOs.

Would you like a Celestial Oreo? (two chocolate cookies with cream cheese frosting in the middle)

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19 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

wElCoMe To ThE cHaOs.

Would you like a Celestial Oreo? (two chocolate cookies with cream cheese frosting in the middle)

Just for him making sure the cookies are safe

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