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9 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

273. Gitt nëmmen a forge Sproochen, déi Dir op Google Iwwersetzer gesicht hutt

Fair enough. 

274. Onversecay niay aay annermay hattay nlyoay omesay eoplepay nowkay.

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45 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

274. Onversecay niay aay annermay hattay nlyoay omesay eoplepay nowkay.

275. Correct people’s speech all the time. 
 

It’s “inay”, “atthay”, “onlyay”, and “knoway”. (Syllable based, not spelling)

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2 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

It’s “inay”, “atthay”, “onlyay”, and “knoway”. (Syllable based, not spelling)

Yeah, I know. But I don't really like doing that (and it's fun to see it annoy people *evil laughter* 😈).

276. Be arbitrary for no reason.

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279. Have really bad breath and ask everyone you see to smell your breath, while they're distracted with that, slap them with a fish, then, laughing manically, reveal that your breath doesn't actually smell bad, it's the fish you carry around to slap people who smell your breath with. Also use too many commas.

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13 hours ago, Cash67 said:

280. Get COVID

NOOOOOOOOOO (lol yea tho)

282. Call a violin/viola/cello/bass  something that it isn't (i.e. seeing someone with a violin and saying "nice cello")

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4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

NOOOOOOOOOO (lol yea tho)

282. Call a violin/viola/cello/bass  something that it isn't (i.e. seeing someone with a violin and saying "nice cello")

283. Knowing all the instruments so you can call them by name.

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1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

284. Play the bagpipes and try and join an orchestra or band.

285. Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral

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4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

285. Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral

285 edited: Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral, your arrival on Arrakis, or a battle on Arrakis.

286. Make a soundtrack using only synth.

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1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

285 edited: Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral, your arrival on Arrakis, or a battle on Arrakis.

286. Make a soundtrack using only synth.

287. Be a bagpipe

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289. Be very racist very loudly but pretend like you have a learning disability that keeps you from realizing what you're saying. 😬

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Just now, Anguished_One said:

289. Be very racist very loudly but pretend like you have a learning disability that keeps you from realizing what you're saying. 😬

You act as though you speak from experience...

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