Vyzkel he/he Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 745. Calculate the exact amount of pages it’ll take to get to 125257. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler 5,011 pages 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 125256. Try to cheat and get to 125257 but mess up the numbers and go one below. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 747. Eat a certain Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 749. Have my older brother elephant earwax show me the old disclaimer and start spreading it around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 (edited) 2 minutes ago, strmblsd said: 749. Have my older brother elephant earwax show me the old disclaimer and start spreading it around Ohhhhh that's why... 750. Get the reference for once Edited July 14 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 751. Still not get it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: 751. Still not get it 2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Ohhhhh that's why... 750. Get the reference for once Elephant earwax was a sharder who was very active a few years ago.. he was there when the disclaimer was a big thing and the cookie wars were going on and he showed me the disclaimer so i copied it and started spreading it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 1 minute ago, strmblsd said: Elephant earwax was a sharder who was very active a few years ago.. he was there when the disclaimer was a big thing and the cookie wars were going on and he showed me the disclaimer so i copied it and started spreading it Oh. I wasn't alive back then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 5 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Oh. I wasn't alive back then... Me neither. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: Me neither. 6 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: Oh. I wasn't alive back then... Oh yeah and elephant earwax is my brother so that's how he showed me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 752. Rocket to the moon, but use the specific kind of gas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 (edited) 753. Spoiler BTW sorry for the picture being so big. Edited July 15 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 6 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: 756. 753. Forget 753-755 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 754. Forget everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 (edited) 760. Eat a potato raw, while its sprouting, and while its covered in dirt. Edited July 15 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 (edited) 5 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said: 760 755. Continue to skip numbers, and cause someone's brain to have a Heart attack while trying to figure out what has been skipped. (Specifically 757 - 759) Edited July 15 by SourCandyLime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 758. Restore the numbers to the correct place(numerically, I counted them) and demand to be worshipped for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: 758. Restore the numbers to the correct place(numerically, I counted them) and demand to be worshipped for it. 759. Worship you for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Just now, strmblsd said: 759. Worship you for it 761. (now we are back on track) fall for someone's vain attempts to get worship 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said: 761. (now we are back on track) fall for someone's vain attempts to get worship (You’re welcome) 762. Force all of your worshippers to religiously follow all the things said on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 763. Sneeze on the man (or woman (more embarrassing)) you worship 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 764. Worship a sneeze 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 765. Sneeze a worship 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 766. A worship sneeze 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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