BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Well, figured at this point I could make this without everyone wondering "Who even is this BlueWildRye guy?" Anyways, as it is in the name, ask me anything! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 You have two people in the same room as you. They are both staring at you awkwardly. You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen. There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room. It looks slightly angry. The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft. The door is bright pink and locked from the outside. There are no windows. There is no furniture. What do you do? Spoiler *coughs* @Anguished_One I stole your identity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 7 hours ago, Edema Rue said: You have two people in the same room as you. They are both staring at you awkwardly. You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen. There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room. It looks slightly angry. The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft. The door is bright pink and locked from the outside. There are no windows. There is no furniture. What do you do? Reveal hidden contents *coughs* @Anguished_One I stole your identity First of all, as I am a chicken whisperer I make the chicken attack the two other people, I somehow tie them up with the shoelace then have the chicken jump onto my shoulder. Since the room has a fourth dimension, I try to rotate onto it but fail, so instead I walk over to the door and pick the lock with the yellow ballpoint pen. Once I'm out, along with the chicken of course, I lock the door behind me again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 15 hours ago, Edema Rue said: You have two people in the same room as you. They are both staring at you awkwardly. You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen. There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room. It looks slightly angry. The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft. The door is bright pink and locked from the outside. There are no windows. There is no furniture. What do you do? Reveal hidden contents *coughs* @Anguished_One I stole your identity I have no identity. Congratulations, you now have no idea who you are or where you're going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, Anguished_One said: Congratulations, you now have no idea who you are or where you're going. IIIIIIIIII'MMMM ANNNNNN OBJECT IN MOTION I'VE LOST ALL EMOTION MY TWO LEGS ARE BROKEN BUT LOOK AT ME DAAAAAANCE AN OBJECT IN MOTION DON'T ASK WHERE I'M GOIN' 'CUS WHERE I AM GOIN' IS RIGHT WHERE I AMMMMMMMM For @BlueWildRye What color are your bones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: IIIIIIIIII'MMMM ANNNNNN OBJECT IN MOTION I'VE LOST ALL EMOTION MY TWO LEGS ARE BROKEN BUT LOOK AT ME DAAAAAANCE AN OBJECT IN MOTION DON'T ASK WHERE I'M GOIN' 'CUS WHERE I AM GOIN' IS RIGHT WHERE I AMMMMMMMM For @BlueWildRye What color are your bones? It's in the name. A deep bioluminescent blue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
who_slew_aicirtap she/they Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Do you have chickens?? If so what are their names? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 19 Author Report Share Posted June 19 1 hour ago, liverthescourge said: Do you have chickens?? If so what are their names? I have a lot of chickens. So many that I refer to them collectively as "Chickendom". I probably can't name all of them, but I'll name a few. Spoiler The chicken in my current pfp is named Nemesis, because she used to terrorize the younger generations and I constantly had to chase her around. Hence, we had a rivalry for a long time. Spoiler The one rooster we have is named Gilgamesh, he had a brother named Enkidu and there is a really intriguing, epic in scale story about Enkidu and the details surrounding his death, but that's a story for another time. Gilgamesh thinks he can lay eggs for some reason, and sits in the nest boxes a lot. Spoiler The two oldest chickens I have are 6 years old and their names are Goldie and Purple Chicken (the second name is kinda odd, especially since she's yellow, not purple). Spoiler On the other hand, one of the younger (and my personal favorite) chickens is Persephone, an Austrolorp who is blind in one eye. Her story ties into that of Enkidu's, which once again I will not say here. Basically, her life is pretty much an echo of mine, which is kind of funny. (I'm not half blind though). Spoiler It is kinda weird that my other favorite chicken is also half blind. Trinket is one of the oldest ones; I think she's Purple Chicken's daughter. She was relatively unimportant until suddenly she was, but guess what: it's part of the Enkidu storyline! So I won't explain why. However, she basically acts like a house cat now. Yeah, I have a lot to say. And that's not even everything! Let me tell you, the Tragedy of Enkidu is one of the greatest historical events of all time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 19 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said: I have a lot of chickens. So many that I refer to them collectively as "Chickendom". I probably can't name all of them, but I'll name a few. Hide contents The chicken in my current pfp is named Nemesis, because she used to terrorize the younger generations and I constantly had to chase her around. Hence, we had a rivalry for a long time. Hide contents The one rooster we have is named Gilgamesh, he had a brother named Enkidu and there is a really intriguing, epic in scale story about Enkidu and the details surrounding his death, but that's a story for another time. Gilgamesh thinks he can lay eggs for some reason, and sits in the nest boxes a lot. Hide contents The two oldest chickens I have are 6 years old and their names are Goldie and Purple Chicken (the second name is kinda odd, especially since she's yellow, not purple). Hide contents On the other hand, one of the younger (and my personal favorite) chickens is Persephone, an Austrolorp who is blind in one eye. Her story ties into that of Enkidu's, which once again I will not say here. Basically, her life is pretty much an echo of mine, which is kind of funny. (I'm not half blind though). Hide contents It is kinda weird that my other favorite chicken is also half blind. Trinket is one of the oldest ones; I think she's Purple Chicken's daughter. She was relatively unimportant until suddenly she was, but guess what: it's part of the Enkidu storyline! So I won't explain why. However, she basically acts like a house cat now. Yeah, I have a lot to say. And that's not even everything! Let me tell you, the Tragedy of Enkidu is one of the greatest historical events of all time. OH MY GOSH THERE'S CHICKEN LORE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
who_slew_aicirtap she/they Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Ooh thats amazing. I would definitely like to hear more chicken lore. Mine are named Destructor, Obliterator, Annhilator, Sylphrena, Severus, Bessie, Soldier, Sword, Shield, Dragon (ok there's too many I'll stop there) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 What the best way to cook chicken??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 3 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: What the best way to cook chicken??? You're asking me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said: You're asking me? Yes *looks you dead in the eyes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 Raw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 57 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said: Raw. … interesting choice Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Your choice has been incorrect Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Read the Red assassin’s AMA for context 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 MY chickens are cannibals. Joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 (edited) 2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: MY chickens are cannibals. Joy. How joyful indeed, I wonder what their favorite way to cook chicken is… on that note: what’s your opinion on brain eating amoeba? Edited June 24 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 Not high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 When was the last time you fell down the stairs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 Two months ago. But it was on purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Will you tell me why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 (edited) *leaves* Edited June 24 by Through The Living Glass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 28 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: Will you tell me why? I was at my friend's house and it was 2 stories so I fell down and rolled down the stairs because it's kinda fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 That’s a very good reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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