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4 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Sup blondies, anyone here have green eyes?

I'm not blond and I don't have green eyes but I'm mainly here to make fun of blonds and call the ones with blue eyes Aryans.. and I'm a low ranking foot soldier so I hit gingers feet with my big stick.. and my best friend is blond hair blue eyed aryan so yeah.. I have a right to make fun of them... Oh and a few of my siblings are Aryans too..

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31 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Sup blondies, anyone here have green eyes?

Welcome! How would you like to be conscripted into our militia? *hands you a big stick*

(Unless you have blond/dirty blond hair, ofc)

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7 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

I am solidly in the brown hair camp but am, likewise to strmblsd, here to be amused by blonde jokes. 

26 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I'm not blond and I don't have green eyes but I'm mainly here to make fun of blonds and call the ones with blue eyes Aryans.. and I'm a low ranking foot soldier so I hit gingers feet with my big stick.. and my best friend is blond hair blue eyed aryan so yeah.. I have a right to make fun of them... Oh and a few of my siblings are Aryans too..

May I join the ranks of the people enjoying dumb blonde jokes and laughing at the aryans?

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22 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

Welcome! How would you like to be conscripted into our militia? *hands you a big stick*

(Unless you have blond/dirty blond hair, ofc)

I have dirty blond hair, does that mean I can be the Militia Captain?

*takes out bigger stick*

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47 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Hands @Mr. Misting a big stick* Since you have come here to listen to blond jokes and are not blond you are now a militiaman. Go attack some gingers.

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

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3 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

Yup! The Cult of the Gingers. The Brunette/Brown/Black Hair Cult is currently at war with them. The Brunette Cult is an extension of The Cult of the Stick. 

 

47 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

May I join the ranks of the people enjoying dumb blonde jokes and laughing at the aryans?

Me too! I am here to enjoy this lovely show! I will not be a 'lowly footman' I am willing to donate to and be a patron of those in the movement! 

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9 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

*takes out entire tree from pocket*

did someone say war?

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58 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I have dirty blond hair, does that mean I can be the Militia Captain?

*takes out bigger stick*

Yes it certainly does! Feel free to put the rank in either your sig or about me :) *Hands you an unbonded shardstick*

24 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said:

*Pulls out little stick to go with big stick* There must be balance in all things. I am the avatar stick guy, master of all four elements sized sticks. @Vyzkel Willbender, your stick is powerless against my stick bending.

Is there a ginger group or something of the sort we can declare war on?

Hahaha *takes other sticks away, gives slightly larger than average stick*

10 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Waitwaitwait. The guild is warring now too? 

We're allied with the brunette/black hair cult (and are by extension allied with the cult of the stick and support the baldies) and are currently supporting them in the war effort against gingers

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forgot an asterisk lolol
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3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*cocks enormous gun while staring stoically at you* Of course.

Like this?

Spoiler

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14 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

Yes it certainly does! Feel free to put the rank in either your sig or about me :) *Hands you an unbonded shardstick*

Let’s gooo!!

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