Drehy he/him Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Hi! This is a week or so late, I just found this thread. Someone please explain what’s with the cookies? I love most things fantasy, martial arts, and especially all things Stormlight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Hiii and what's with the cookies is do not eat them. Ask @Aredor for the disclaimer. And what is your opinion on hemalurgy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 No clue, but what is hemalurgy? And why are the cookies always “B-I-U”??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Hello, and welcome (officially) to the Shard! If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why? DON'T EAT THE COOKIES. 5 minutes ago, Drehy said: And why are the cookies always “B-I-U”??? To serve as a warning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Hello, and welcome (officially) to the Shard! If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why? DON'T EAT THE COOKIES. To serve as a warning. Definitely Shinovar. I have no interest in encountering a highstorm elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 19 minutes ago, Drehy said: Hi! This is a week or so late, I just found this thread. Someone please explain what’s with the cookies? I love most things fantasy, martial arts, and especially all things Stormlight. Welcome to the shard! Don’t worry, I don’t even know what the whole cookie thing either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternum they/them Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Welcome to the Shard! Who are your favorite and least favorite characters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vyzkel he/he Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Hello and welcome to the Shard! You said you enjoy martial arts, what’s your favorite one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Magi she/her Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Welcome to the Shard!! I'm so tired of cookie discourse at this point . . . just . . . don't eat it. What's your favorite Cosmere villain? Do you have a favorite kind of bagel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Totally eat the cookie Just do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 17 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: Hello and welcome to the Shard! You said you enjoy martial arts, what’s your favorite one? I do Cuong Nhu mainly, so that’s probably my favorite, but I also do BJJ and a bit of Judo and Aikido. 2 hours ago, J. Magi said: Welcome to the Shard!! I'm so tired of cookie discourse at this point . . . just . . . don't eat it. What's your favorite Cosmere villain? Do you have a favorite kind of bagel? Favorite Cosmere villain: probably Taravangian, but I haven’t read much Cosmere yet outside of Stormlight, just now starting Mistborn. I’m gluten-free, so I can’t really eat regular bagels and soled gluten-free ones are scarce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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