Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 (edited) "Order in the court! The accused stands before us being accused of the awesomeness that is Nerdism. How do you plead?" Quote Oh gosh hope I get everyone... @Edema Rue @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope @WhyEverNot_8 @Immortal Platypus @TheRavenHasLanded @Wierdo Edited August 29 by Exotic Almond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said: Quote plus me, crying in the corner wondering why this keeps happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said: Quote Ok, anyone else that I missed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Magi she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Quote I'm not actually in it I'm just teasing Bookwyrm because my class is boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, Exotic Almond said: "Order in the court! The accused stands before us being accused of the awesomeness that is Nerdism. How do you plead?" @Edema Rue @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope @WhyEverNot_8 @J. Magi @Immortal Platypus @Wierdo 1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: Quote Yes but not actually part of the case more watching Unless you could be a- GUYS BOTH SIDES NEED WITNESSES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Richard stands. "Once you are done with this absurdity, please leave as this is a RESPECTABLE COURTROOM. We do COURTROOM THINGS. THIS IS NOT A COURTROOM THING." 1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said: @Wierdo Quote im an impartial witness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: Richard stands. "Once you are done with this absurdity, please leave as this is a RESPECTABLE COURTROOM. We do COURTROOM THINGS. THIS IS NOT A COURTROOM THING." "Sir could you please not yell. I will have you removed if this behavior continues." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, Exotic Almond said: "Sir could you please not yell. I will have you removed if this behavior continues." "Buddy, you are the one who keeps stealing *my* court, so i should be careful, yah?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Magi she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: Richard stands. "Once you are done with this absurdity, please leave as this is a RESPECTABLE COURTROOM. We do COURTROOM THINGS. THIS IS NOT A COURTROOM THING." "But they've got the official smart people, what else do they need?" JM called from across the room. Quote I can be a witness but I have no idea how the court system works . . . I've seen one court drama and it was a k-drama 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, J. Magi said: "But they've got the official smart people, what else do they need?" JM called from across the room. richard turns and glares. "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" he growls just loud enough for JM to hear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Magi she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: richard turns and glares. "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" he growls just loud enough for JM to hear. "Yes," She grumbled back, "All the courts have them, so it only makes sense." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: "Buddy, you are the one who keeps stealing *my* court, so i should be careful, yah?" "Yet you keep letting me but fine, I relent. Yell to your hearts content or whatever." 2 minutes ago, J. Magi said: "But they've got the official smart people, what else do they need?" JM called from across the room. Quote Witnesses basically come up when the judge calls them and tells their story under an oath of truth 1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: richard turns and glares. "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" he growls just loud enough for JM to hear. "I know I just told you to do whatever but please don't insult our attorneys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, J. Magi said: "Yes," She grumbled back, "All the courts have them, so it only makes sense." Richard slumps. "nobody respects the courtroom anymore... i should have rejected this case from the beginning..." Just now, Exotic Almond said: "Yet you keep letting me but fine, I relent. Yell to your hearts content or whatever." "I know I just told you to do whatever but please don't insult our attorneys. "HES AN ATTOURNEY? WHAT?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 3 minutes ago, J. Magi said: "But they've got the official smart people, what else do they need?" JM called from across the room. Quote I did a mock trial freshman year, let's see how much I remember... Prosecution makes their opening statement, defense makes their opening statement. Prosecution calls up first witness, questions witness, defense questions witness, prosecution calls up next witness, repeats until prosecution has no witnesses. Then defense calls their witnesses and the same pattern continues the other direction. Once all witnesses have spoken, jury deliberates Objections I remember: Leading the witness - trying to get a very specific answer from a witness Relevance - trying to get irrelevant information from witness Hearsay - asking for secondhand information Almond that's good for you to know too @Exotic Almond 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Magi she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: Richard slumps. "nobody respects the courtroom anymore... i should have rejected this case from the beginning..." "HES AN ATTOURNEY? WHAT?" "I'M A WOMEN IN THIS RP," JM said calmly. Quote What side do you need a witness for? I can do whatever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: Richard slumps. "nobody respects the courtroom anymore... i should have rejected this case from the beginning..." "HES AN ATTOURNEY? WHAT?" "What? No, he's a witness. You said "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" In response to JM (right?) saying that we had smart people. That's an insult to the attorneys." @The Bookwyrm (uhh, who's the defense attorney?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, Spark of Hope said: @Exotic Almond Quote thank you! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS LOL. 1 minute ago, J. Magi said: "I'M A WOMEN IN THIS RP," JM said calmly. "you just shattered the fourth wall, miss." 1 minute ago, Exotic Almond said: "What? No, he's a witness. You said "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" In response to JM (right?) saying that we had smart people. That's an insult to the attorneys." @The Bookwyrm (uhh, who's the defense attorney?" "I thought she was talking about witnesses, that was my fault." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, Exotic Almond said: "What? No, he's a witness. You said "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" In response to JM (right?) saying that we had smart people. That's an insult to the attorneys." @The Bookwyrm (uhh, who's the defense attorney?" @RoyalBeeMage Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said: Quote Our final for Romeo and Juliet was a mock trial to determine the guilt/innocence of Friar Lawrence, the nurse, and the parents of the two... maybe someone else? Been a few years. I was the nurse, and I was found GUILTY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said: @Exotic Almond Quote Oh, thanks! That's perfect! 2 minutes ago, J. Magi said: "I'M A WOMEN IN THIS RP," JM said calmly. Quote I'm sure there's going to be many prosecution witnesses so maybe defense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Magi she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said: @Exotic Almond Quote omyword thank you 1 minute ago, Exotic Almond said: "What? No, he's a witness. You said "You're joking, right? you dont actually think that?" In response to JM (right?) saying that we had smart people. "Guys . . . Elan isn't even here, this isn't that hard." She leaned forward in her chair head in her hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, Spark of Hope said: @RoyalBeeMage Quote found guilty for what?- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, J. Magi said: "Guys . . . Elan isn't even here, this isn't that hard." She leaned forward in her chair head in her hands. Quote Wait yeah let's get Elan in here he knows Eddie well @Ancient Elantrian Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said: Quote So essentially I was "LARPing" as the nurse from Romeo and Juliet, the jury found "me" guilty of the deaths of Romeo and Juliet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 (edited) 2 minutes ago, J. Magi said: "Guys . . . Elan isn't even here, this isn't that hard." She leaned forward in her chair head in her hands. Quote Yeah, sorry. I didn't notice beforehand. "Now. I believe that it is time for the prosecution's first witness. Who are you calling to the stands?" @The Bookwyrm Edited August 29 by Exotic Almond grammar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Quote I would like to point out that we do not need in any way to follow court procedure. I think I'm going to have people that are technically on the jury also be witnesses and such. Bookwyrm stood there through all the yelling. This is going to take a long while, isn't it? he thought. Maybe it's a lost cause. He looked over at Eddie. I just have to know...what is she so scared of? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Magi she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 2 minutes ago, Exotic Almond said: Quote Okay, I can do that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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