TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, Exotic Almond said: "Hey! No drinks in the courtroom!" Almond reaches out with his hammer to smash. richard just grabs the hammer and sighs. "At this point, i dont really care." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said: richard just grabs the hammer and sighs. "At this point, i dont really care." Almond is stunned "You just... took my mallet... Hah! Just kidding I have many mallets!" He reaches into his robe of holding and pulls out another mallet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 2 minutes ago, Exotic Almond said: Almond is stunned "You just... took my mallet... Hah! Just kidding I have many mallets!" He reaches into his robe of holding and pulls out another mallet. "HOW MANY MALLETS DO YOU HAVE-" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 (edited) 7 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: "HOW MANY MALLETS DO YOU HAVE-" "Wanna see? He opens his robe and it swallows Richard whole. He falls through an entire demiplane filled with mallets (and other stuff but mostly mallets) before being spat out "does that answer your question?" Edited August 29 by Exotic Almond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, Exotic Almond said: "Wanna see? He opens his robe and it swallows (name?) whole. He falls through an entire demiplane filled with mallets (and other stuff but mostly mallets) before being spat out "does that answer your question?" Richard's eyes widen. "yeah. plenty" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotic Almond he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said: Richard's eyes widen. "yeah. plenty" "Good. Now let's get back on the bus." @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, Exotic Almond said: "Good. Now let's get back on the bus." @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope Richard just gets on the bus, traumatized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 6 minutes ago, Exotic Almond said: "Good. Now let's get back on the bus." @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope Spark also gets on the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: “Fine,” Eddie says, climbing off the bus. She then pulls out a large bottle of root. “I’ll show you “skew the data”” she muttered. I quickly replace the root with non-alcoholic-root without Eddie noticing. "Ah yes. Now I have root!" I say quietly as I get on the roof of the bus. Edited August 29 by Immortal Platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Richard just gives up at this point. he's done trying to resist everyone's shenanigans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Silvereye, who'd been silently following the debates with an amused smile, says: "I'm in too. The jurors shall be presented all the evidence. Also, I am not going to let you all go have fun in Eddie's head without me." He gets up and takes a seat near the rear of the bus, by the window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Eddie is chugging root defiantly. Soon she’s rather tipsy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 16 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Eddie is chugging root defiantly. Soon she’s rather tipsy. Spark whispered to her, “I dont want to have to have an underage drinking trial as well.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 36 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said: Spark whispered to her, “I dont want to have to have an underage drinking trial as well.” Eddie burped. “Most of this people think I’m seventy,” she said, too loudly. “You can’t prove I’m underage.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Kren debated whether she should get on the bus or cease to exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 8 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said: I raise my hand from the jury box. "The jury would like further clarification. Which one has a social life?" “As I understand it a geek is the one with a social life.” 8 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: "As I said earlier, for the intents and purposes of this case, utilizing the common definitions thrown around by pop culture, and the connotations associated with them, is not feasible. Because it is impossible to concretely define the term "nerd" without falling into an argument over semantics, we're going with the definition I provided; the definition that most of the people in the community of the Shard would associate with the word. Trying to differentiate between a 'nerd' and a 'geek' in this courtroom is going to get us nowhere, because I believe they effectively point to the same definition for our purposes." “I agree. Let’s use nerd as an umbrella term for this case.” 8 hours ago, Exotic Almond said: "Order in the court! The accused stands before us being accused of the awesomeness that is Nerdism. How do you plead?" @Edema Rue @The Bookwyrm @Spark of Hope @WhyEverNot_8 @Immortal Platypus @TheRavenHasLanded @Wierdo “Not guilty! Well I am guilty but my client is not guilty!” @Exotic Almond your the judge right ”objection! Your honor! I hardly think the last 3 or 4 pages of this rp are relevant.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 2 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said: “As I understand it a geek is the one with a social life.” “I agree. Let’s use nerd as an umbrella term for this case.” “Not guilty! Well I am guilty but my client is not guilty!” @Exotic Almond your the judge right ”objection! Your honor! I hardly think the last 3 or 4 pages of this rp are relevant.” "That's a little rude," Bookwyrm said. "I was trying my best..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said: "That's a little rude," Bookwyrm said. "I was trying my best..." Spark patted his shoulder. “And we love you for it.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said: Spark patted his shoulder. “And we love you for it.” He gave her a flat look. "No need to patronize me." He walked over to Eddie. "Are you still tipsy?" @Edema Rue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said: He gave her a flat look. "No need to patronize me." He walked over to Eddie. "Are you still tipsy?" @Edema Rue “Who said I was patronizing? The effort isn’t unappreciated. I’m completely serious.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Just now, Spark of Hope said: “Who said I was patronizing? The effort isn’t unappreciated. I’m completely serious.” "I know. Doesn't mean it isn't patronizing." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said: He gave her a flat look. "No need to patronize me." He walked over to Eddie. "Are you still tipsy?" @Edema Rue She hiccuped and offered him a mug of root. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 4 hours ago, Edema Rue said: She hiccuped and offered him a mug of root. "you might need to sober up..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 22 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: "you just shattered the fourth wall, miss." "I thought she was talking about witnesses, that was my fault." “Aye, it’s in small shards now” Why says as he squats down and picks up a piece of the fourth wall. Quote Our final for Romeo and Juliet was a mock trial to determine the guilt/innocence of Friar Lawrence, the nurse, and the parents of the two... maybe someone else? Been a few years. I was the nurse, and I was found GUILTY! @Spark of Hope Quote wait there was a nurse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 23 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: “Aye, it’s in small shards now” Why says as he squats down and picks up a piece of the fourth wall. @Spark of Hope Quote Yeah she was the one who took care of Juliet. Not medical nurse, but nursed her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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