Iredomi Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) Okay well I've seen a lot of terrible goings ons on this forum people affiliated with some Dark Alley offering baked delights infected with hemalurgic technology. This needs to stop. I propose that this group begins the battle against the evil Dark Alley and bring peace and tranquility back to the forums!The Anti-Bakery will be a group of equals working together to bring justice to evil panda's and bakers alike that misuse baked goods to take control of innocent forum members!Join with me, the fate of the forums rests upon our shoulders!!! Any leaders of other groups are welcome to offer assistance to stop this evil threat! Edited January 22, 2015 by Iredomi 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) The Anti-Bakery will be a group of equals working together to bring justice to evil panda's and bakers alike that misuse baked goods to take control of innocent forum members! I would have approved of this Guild, had there not been an "evil panda" quote. Pandas are cute, loving, kind, genocidal, bloodthirsty and determined to transform all forms of life into pandas creatures! Now, for the onslaught of "Let's make peace! Have a cookie" messages to begin... Edited January 22, 2015 by Lightsworn Panda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 This means war! No cookies for you!(Hemalurgic experiments are nothing if unpredictable) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 You dare say that baked goods are evil? To War! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well, technically Iredomi's campaign is only directed against evil panda's and bakers. Which means the Herd is still free to offer complimentary muffins. I mean... c'mon. Do these look like evil bakers to you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I would have approved of this Guild, had there not been an "evil panda" quote. Pandas are cute, loving, kind, genocidal, bloodthirsty and determined to transform all forms of life into pandas creatures! Now, for the onslaught of "Let's make peace! Have a cookie" messages to begin... Exactly. No one thinks of Pandas as evil after we spike them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I fully endorse this campaign and the gunsmoke barony's kitchens are open for doughnut fry offs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well, technically Iredomi's campaign is only directed against evil panda's and bakers. Which means the Herd is still free to offer complimentary muffins. I mean... c'mon. Do these look like evil bakers to you? I'm hoping you can be trusted. And for now you shall be out of necessity. But I'm hoping that your muffins have nothing to do with darker side if the metallic arts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well, technically Iredomi's campaign is only directed against evil panda's and bakers. Which means the Herd is still free to offer complimentary muffins. I mean... c'mon. Do these look like evil bakers to you? I'm hoping you can be trusted. And for now you shall be out of necessity. But I'm hoping that your muffins have nothing to do with darker side if the metallic arts. <------ I should point out at this point that the first lurker of the dark alley has a pony dp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm hoping you can be trusted. And for now you shall be out of necessity. But I'm hoping that your muffins have nothing to do with darker side if the metallic arts. We can make our spikes cookies out of lighter-colored metals, if you want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 You will be stopped! thanks for your assistance leftvash be sure to lace your dough nuts with spiritually healing gold. we have to heal the corrupted! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 You will be stopped! thanks for your assistance leftvash be sure to lace your dough nuts with spiritually healing gold. we have to heal the corrupted! I wish you good luck and leave you with a delicious cookie! Light-colored! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 until next we meet. I will have these cookies studied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 until next we meet. I will have these cookies studied. Awesome! I'll laff so hard when you get spiked with one of them. I can't wait to hear what you find! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Why do you have to be so negative? Do you need a cookie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Why do you have to be so negative? Do you need a cookie?Are you talking to me or him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Are you talking to me or him? Everyone. Because everyone needs a cookie. And we at the Dark Alley aim simply to do our duty to our community by providing those cookies* to benefit everyone in the community. *Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inacurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Everyone. Because everyone needs a cookie. And we at the Dark Alley aim simply to do our duty to our community by providing those cookies* to benefit everyone in the community. And I provide muffins simply because I have a giant sweet tooth and like sowing chaos wherever I go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) Yeah well...cookies and non-Herd based Muffins are great and all, but they cut into the Mafia Six's profit margins, if you know what I mean. So, unless you want to mess with the Equestrian Mafia, I suggest you guys watch yourselves, capiche? (I've been looking for an excuse to use the Mafia Six somewhere, and a turf war over baked goods seems as good as any lol) Edited January 23, 2015 by Quiver 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Profits? I just like giving 'em away. Admittedly, though, watching ya'll get into a turf war over pastries is amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Everyone. Because everyone needs a cookie. And we at the Dark Alley aim simply to do our duty to our community by providing those cookies* to benefit everyone in the community.* Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information.This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inacurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) But I'm a Denizen of the DA already. I have all the cookies I need. Thanks anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I shall join with thee in purpose but not literally. I will not join with a sect dedicated to something somewhat ridiculous. Rest assured, I will take up the fight on my own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 As long as it is against hemalurgists then you have my full support! In spirit or otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 If you were to obtain a baked good, say, from the DA, would you unbake it into it's base components? Iron, sugar, flour,brass, and chocolate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 If you were to obtain a baked good, say, from the DA, would you unbake it into it's base components? Iron, sugar, flour,brass, and chocolate?Ahh! Another picture change from the Redbird.Speaking of which, how does everyone like my pic now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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