Curiosity he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "Uh, helllo?" A solitary figure suddenly stood in the field, shifting a box to his left hand as he consulted a slip of paper. "Anyone battling here? Someone wanted a mid-combat delivery." Nobody answered. "Please tell me I got the address right this time." The figure looked at his wrist, even though he didn't wear a watch. Mumbling followed. "No, the fixed digits are there... The inter-stish is cancels... Mem-tensor's good..." He scratched his head, looked around, then stomped. "AUGH! Crazy customers. Why can't you just check the shipping timetables? It's so simple! You-" Noticing the confetti on the ground, he stooped down. "Confetti. In the Roughs. Smells like jelly beans. Odd." Placing the package on the ground, he sifted though some of the confetti for a few minutes, occasionally stopping to stare into the middle distance and rearrange objects only he seemed to see, muttering to himself. He got up and began pacing, but jerked to a stop. "Gak! Musn't be late for the Dole. Too bad for whoever wanted the Aon fabs." And in a blink, no one was there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Whilst all the action occurred, the Panda observed nonchalantly while contentedly chewing a bamboo. (May I propose that we could settle this with a simple vote, the same way the war between the Newcago Court and the Lords of Chaos was settled?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Maybe, since no one will really concede, well winter kind of did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Winter went with the DA. We have an RPish thing going on there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 How do i join the Dark Alley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 How do i join the Dark Alley?You don't. You join the Anti Bakery, or you join the Zucchini. ( I think you just ask them on the DA thread. ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 How do i join the Dark Alley?You go the thread and say, "I want to join."Or something like that. It's pretty easy. And we have perks for joining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 What kind of perks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Access to pretty much any form of Investiture. Access to our research labs. Cookies. Soups. Enchiladas. Baked goods of all sorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 And eternal enslavenment to Ruin! Don't forget that... Oh I seeeeeeeee. You've already joined... Drats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 It's all peace, love, and Harmony now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) Like a bright bolt of lightning, Venture Mistborn shot towards Panda. He crashed Panda into while tapping his ironmind, making himself hundredfold heavier. Panda went hurling through a skyscraper. Edited April 8, 2015 by Venture Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 The sudden spike in Investiture on the battlefield alerted Voidus who stepped out of a nearby shadow."Huh. This place still here? And also apparently confetti. Who put confetti on my battleground? And how? And even more importantly why?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 " Step down Voidus," Venture warned. Venture burned atium and prepared to fight Voidus and the DA army. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Xanas soulcast the atium to lead, venture's weapons to crystal, and dropped him in the middle of the reshi sea with aon tia. This battle was dead before you were here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) Venture drew Aon Tia in the bottom of the ocean, then duralumin-Pushed Xanas into a spike. Burning brass and duralumin he took control of Xanas. "Kill Voidus" P.S. Xanas I will remove the spike if you join with the Surgebinder Thieves. Edited April 8, 2015 by Venture Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Oww! Ven screamed. " Its okay Winter." Ven burned electrum and saw a coin from Xanas drop his future self. He jumped out of the way. Then he duralumin- Pushed Winter ( and her claws) into Voidus. P.S. Winter did you get my message on the DA thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 Voidus raised an eyebrow as Xanas temporarily lost control of his body."Really? We're a hemalurgic research institute, you don't think we're aware of and have counters for that sort of thing?"Voidus pulled a Blessing of Stability out and, taking careful aim, Steelpushed it into Xanas' spiritweb, rendering him far more resistant to emotional Allomancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) "Dang!" Ven shouted as Winter's coins slammed into him and he lost control of Xanas. Ven checked his reserves. Only iron and pewter left. Metalminds: Iron and Zinc. No Stormlight. This is going down quickly. Ven toppled from blood loss. ( we friends or nah) Edited April 9, 2015 by Venture Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 Fatebreaker promtly popped up next to the fallen Mistborn. "Now now, that was poor manners. You didn't even offer him a cookie. What a churlish fellow. Xanas happens to a nice guy. A little homicidal on occasion, but then aren't we all? Any way i just came here to let you know that unlicensed hemalurgy is frowned upon around here, and by that i mean we'll feed you to the Riftwhale, where your particles will be digested in another dimension, along with millions of spacefish. Oh and a bit of advice," The Stranger rammed a two foot long spike through the kids shoulder and deep into the ground. "whitespines may be deadly, but they shouldn't go chasing chasmfiends. TTFN!" And with that the stranger dissipated, leaving a faint echo of his laughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) Oh dang this is bad. Can I have a cookie? NOT!! I am going to die- wait Elantrian charged spike? Oh yeah. Edited April 9, 2015 by Venture Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) Ven shot up. He drew Aon Ien and some modifiers in the air and his wounds healed instantly. " I thought we were allies, Winter" Ven said with a hurt expression, " but that must have changed." Ven drew Aon Daa and blasted Winter. He then Ironpulled her vial to his hand and downed. Ven flared his metals. ( what is whith the thing in your signature? Thats not nice:( ) Edited April 9, 2015 by Venture Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) Okay sorry and one more thing HOW DO YOU DO SPOILERS? Edited April 9, 2015 by Venture Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Like this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 (May I suggest a vote to end this needless slaughter? I mean, come on, guys! Democracy!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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