Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Forge a Picasso into looking normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 You couldn't do the arm one, sorry. Everything acts on your centre of mass. Compounding tin to enhance your sense of taste. Iron pulling while playing dodgeball with cannonballs. Using a Divine Breath to cure someone of being an idiot online, just to make a point. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Using atium to see when another member is going to post, just so you can ninja them. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaDad he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Hm, yes. I need to re-read Mistborn. Thanks for pointing that out. How about another to compensate. Using a partial upward lashing to make it easier to run the mile in high school gym (though the stormlight in you would already do that I guess) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Hm, yes. I need to re-read Mistborn. Thanks for pointing that out. How about another to compensate. Using a partial upward lashing to make it easier to run the mile in high school gym (though the stormlight in you would already do that I guess) Why not just use Lightweaving to make it look like you ran the mile? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted May 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Use a Lashing to turn the pages of your book rather than do it yourself. That could actually be a useful way to train allomancers: you give them a book with metal pages, and they have to flip the single pages allomantically. would be great to improve control. Think about words of radiance printed on metal sheets for that purpose. it would require true skill to turn the pages. and it would also require a wheelbarrow to lug it around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 That could actually be a useful way to train allomancers: you give them a book with metal pages, and they have to flip the single pages allomantically. would be great to improve control. Think about words of radiance printed on metal sheets for that purpose. it would require true skill to turn the pages. and it would also require a wheelbarrow to lug it around. What, it doesn't already? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Mistborn trilogy spoilers: Using emotional Allomancy to play a giant game of chess with koloss, kandra, and Steel Inquisitors. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaDad he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Why not just use Lightweaving to make it look like you ran the mile? Well because I'm a Windrunner, silly. XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Use stormlight to fuel a glowing Aon, because lights are more fun if they run out quickly and are as inefficient as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) This is totally a rip off a spider-man spoof comic, but use stormlight to reverse gravity to the ceiling, then pee in urinal upside down. Just watch out for the splash back...... edit: hmmm this may not work because would the urine stream be affected by your person gravity or the external gravity? Edited May 5, 2014 by P4thf1nd3r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 This is totally a rip off a spider-man spoof comic, but use stormlight to reverse gravity to the ceiling, then pee in urinal upside down. Just watch out for the splash back...... edit: hmmm this may not work because would the urine stream be affected by your person gravity or the external gravity? Just Reverse Lash the urinal. Then it will attract the stream. Or just Full Lash yourself to the ceiling, which provides a similar effect, except you get a headache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Or apply repeated staggered lashes so the urine steam travels in waves and curly qs to the urinal. Ok so who is going to start the fart jokes next? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Better idea: Step 1: Hollow out wall behind urinal, with crawlspace. Step 2: Touch the wall about a foot to the right of the urinal from behind the wall. Step 3: Wait for frantic user. Step 4: Apply Reverse Lashing. Giggle. (Optional) All of the above, but from the space directly below their foot/slightly behind them, so it actually curves down and back. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Full-lashing a toilet seat so the next person who uses it gets an interesting story to tell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Go to a busy public restroom- subway, restaurant, gas station- then Lightweave so that the all the toilets are invisible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Looks like when it comes to Cosmere powers and toilets, infinite and hilarious possibilities can occur. Using Steelheart's power of changing inorganic materials into steel to change a wooden spoon into a metal spoon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurkistan he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Go Steelpushing over people's houses at night, then making all the door handles rattle and using zinc and brass to make them afraid. Awakening the curtains to catch and smother them, one by one. Then laugh, because you've turned the Cosmere into a horror movie. I think this qualifies for the "People to Avoid in Dark Alleys" list. Good catch. Added. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Good catch. Added.I'm so proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Good catch. Added. As if I needed a list to warn me about Swimmingly. Give me some credit, I've got more awareness than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Good catch. Added. I want in on that, but Kurk, being talking devil-cat ( and at least seven devils were spiked to make him!) knows that he is safe from me ( for I like cats) (Eyes Kobold-king while sharpening Atium claws) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm glad I'm not well enough known here. Eventually you will all come to realize I'm crazy on levels equal to Denth and Zane, neither of which I believe you would want to bump in to in a dark alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Good catch. Added. PorridgeBrick just killed me to prove a point. I think talking about Fatal Error Spren around him should make the list as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 PorridgeBrick just killed me to prove a point. I think talking about Fatal Error Spren around him should make the list as well. Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 387973120 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 492222768 bytes) in Unknown on line 0 I didn't do it. I didn't, I swear! *killed by FatalErrorspren* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted May 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 go around the city spreading a general rioting of fear and suspicion. That should make the people paranoid. Then sell them books denouncing supposed conspiracies; paranoid people are more likely to believe them. Soon the internet will be flooded by plot theorists (what do you have to riot to make people more prone to ranting about plot theories on the internet? intersting question), and so even people outside of the influence of your rioting will start beliving your stuff, just because if so many others believe there must be somthing about it, right? All those people buying your books to know about "conspiracies" will make you disgustingly rich. how is that useless? Because afraid, paranoid people with their heads filled with plot crap will soon rebel to the government, and civilization will fall into caos; money will be worthless then, so all the money you got will be at most good for burning it to keep warm during winter. But at least you'll have done something damnation cool! Pro tip: instead of spreadding lies about international plots, only spread lies about national plots; that way, the disorder should be limited to only one nation, and you may be able to pick the right time to escape in a tropical island with your money, after you sold millions of books but before people start shooting in the streets. Just be sure to get the timing right, you don't want your plane to be shot down in the first clashes because you waited too long. But then, other nations will probably realize what you did, realize the danger you pose, and make you pay for it, so expect some secret service assassin to ruin your tropical vacation pretty soon. the only way to protect against that is to make all nations collapse, which brings us back to the previous problem. That was totally inspired by that discussion about people to avoid in dark alleys, btw (yes, I am already into it, but it's better to reinforce the membership to the club at times) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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