Shardmancer he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Dont start catfishing people on the 17th shard breathtaker!! jk of course.. but how lightweaving just for making fake selfies Edited May 29, 2014 by Shardmancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Storing Feruchemical tin for taste while Drinking light beer... "Now with exactly the same amount of no taste" Edited May 29, 2014 by BreathTaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Or ya know... don't. You're an EMT so I'm guessing you're the only one on here who is safe to run into. But maybe that's just what you want us to think. I do have a fantastic evil laugh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I'm guessing that's discouraged on the job? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I'm guessing that's discouraged on the job? If we had paddles instead of sticky pads for our defibrillator, they couldn't stop me. "MWAHAHAHAHA IT'S ALIVE!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) I'm guessing that's discouraged on the job? Nah, I would imagine people would LOVE to hear him cackling madly as he approaches them with a scalpel. Edited May 29, 2014 by Pathfinder 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 If we had paddles instead of sticky pads for our defibrillator, they couldn't stop me. "MWAHAHAHAHA IT'S ALIVE!" "Ahem, I mean... IT WILL BE ALIVE!!!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Nah, I would imagine people would LOVE to hear him cackling madly as he approaches them with a scalpel.Nothing wrong with that... Once upon a time, people complained that I don't laugh and smile enough, so I practiced an ancient Japanese practice of takawarai (maniacal laughter ) and supplemented it with creepy giggling during work for up to ten minutes at a time and one-sided baring of teeth, and they don't complain anymore Though new acquaintances tend to react oddly. Human nature, I assume.Which reminds me: compound breath so I would be able to giggle creepily for hours without having to goigle on inhalation , which reduces the quality. Edited May 29, 2014 by Satsuoni 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Get a Cryptic and let him hear Satsuoni's takawarai. Let him assume that this is normal and have him repeat it wherever he goes. Mmmm... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Go up on top of a tall building and douse yourself in gasoline. Store brass and set yourself on fire. Then store iron and jump off. Instant Human Torch. Bonus points if you have Allomantic steel to fly better. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Do the cinnamon challenge... WITH ALUMINIUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted June 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Store luck all the time, perpetually, especially when doing important things, never using it, only in the hope that girls will feel simpathy for your miseries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Store all your attributes, then Melt down the Metal minds into Bullets, then shoot yourself with them. You now have permanent metalminds in you! You're also dead. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) Store all your attributes, then Melt down the Metal minds into Bullets, then shoot yourself with them. You now have permanent metalminds in you! You're also dead. Not if you stored health. Although, what would happen if you melted down a metalmind and recast it? What if you alloyed it with something else? If a Mistborn with Feruchemical tin stored tin, then used that tin to make pewter, could they get both the effects of Feruchemical tin and Allomantic pewter? What if you did that with a Hemalurgic spike instead of a metalmind? What if you used both? Edited June 5, 2014 by Shaggai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I literly made a Topic Asking chose Questions. Before you posted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I think the Investiture is bound to the cognitive or spiritual aspect of the metal, which, in this case, would be lost if you change it to much. So, basically, no. Changing a valid Metallic Arts alloy to another resets the storage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Tap brass to convince the people that you have a fever. Get out of work/school for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 "Is that quarter still down the back of the sofa?" *burn iron* "Yep." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Hiring Coinshots and Lurchers for airport security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellexe he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Using a Lifeless you created by killing someone with a Shardblade to get your food so you don't have to leave the computer and 17th Shard forums while storing wakefulness so that you can have an extra long 17th Shard marathon all night. That was a heck of a run-on sentence. That really got out of hand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Using Bendalloy to store pepsi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellexe he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Using a shardblade as a can opener. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) Punch someone hard in the chest enough that they fall back. Stand over them, and as they look up stunned, have an illusion of a bloody beating heart in your hand, and call out "kali ma! kali ma!" and watch them freak out. edit: oh oh! play hot lava with kids, but cast an illusion so the floor looks like ACTUAL lava! Edited June 6, 2014 by Pathfinder 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 edit: oh oh! play hot lava with kids, but cast an illusion so the floor looks like ACTUAL lava! We should have an "Awesome Cosmere Babysitting" thread. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellexe he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 We should have an "Awesome Cosmere Babysitting" thread. I second this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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