Zenith Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) My friends, we have taken a dangerous journey, the IRC and I. We went straight to Hoid's base, known as the Hoidcave, and recovered a list of what was inside. I hope you enjoy. Hoid steals things in a Cognitive sense, so both he and others have them. He has the following: -Dead voidbringers -Thunderclasts (pets, of course) -Awakened blankets for when he gets cold -A bead of Lerasium -A few beads of Atium -A dawnshard -A herald sometimes comes 'round to chat -A seon -Tears of Edgli (or y'know, however that's spelled) -A Rosharian waffle, and some lifeless to guard it -Cupcakes -The Twisted bones of a Dakhor monk -One of the glowing spheres Gavilar gave Szeth -A mistcloak -Aluminum guns -A live mistwraith in a cage -An aluminum car, that runs on stormlight -Wayne's lucky hat -The nightwatcher -The silvery skin of an Elantrian -A piece of metal Sazed used as a metalmind at one point -A bunch of Parshendi carapace -Kelsier's scars (not the arms, just the scars) -Shallan's sketchbook -Two spikes of sodium (for both allomancy and feruchemy) -A set of occulator's lenses -Brandon Sanderson (He needs peace to write, you know) -Strawberry Jam -The Superkandra -Nightblood -The server that hosts the 17th shard -A dusty old mathematician (trying to keep Hoid from over-fixing our server and crashing it) -Lightsong's Drunk Monkey -Barrels of Wine (brought with the monkey, of course.) Credits to me, CrazyRioter, Emeralis, and Nesh for exploring this wondrous place (that happens to be Shadesmar, just under all the beads). Edited September 29, 2012 by Zenith 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Yasha she/her Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 -The server that hosts the 17th shard Huh, then Eric must be there too to constantly maintain it. Add one dusty old mathematician to the list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zas678 he/him Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 So that's why it crashes.... Hoid, we told you to stop trying to fix our site! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Huh, then Eric must be there too to constantly maintain it. Add one dusty old mathematician to the list. All Hoid's base BELONG TO ME!!!! Wouldn't you like to know what's in there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 You forgot Lightson'gs Drunk Monkey and the barrels of cognitive wine. They both only work as they see themselves as being, so the Monkey always thinkgs he's drunk and the wine always thinks its full. Happy family. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenith Posted September 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Hoid's base will be the ONLY place to hang out... once we find it, that it. I mean, just imagine it; sipping hot chocolate (or other drink of choice) next to a fireplace, in an awakened blanket to keep you warm, staring at the head of a voidbringer mounted on the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj26792 he/him Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Yeah you'd think the voidbringer on the wall is cool, but the first time you see it there when you get up for midnight snack you'll wet your pants for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenith Posted October 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Yeah you'd think the voidbringer on the wall is cool, but the first time you see it there when you get up for midnight snack you'll wet your pants for sure. Chairs and other such objects sometimes give me a fright when it's dark enough to mistake them for something else. Yeah. That voidbringer would probably scare the crap out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comatose he/him Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I'll bet he has that picture of the flower from Mare on the wall, as well as the picture Sarene was painting in the throne room. Gotta have some nice interior decorations after all. Also, I see your caged mistwraith, and up you one MONSTERWRAITH, because I think they are super cool! And Hoid would totally have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 He probably has Susebron's missing tongue in there too come to think of it... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman he/him Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 ...as well as the picture Sarene was painting in the throne room... I assume he kept it mostly to remember how the king responded to her when he saw her painting there. Either that, or as a conversation piece. "Is that a dog with a bone, or a special kind of radish?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I assume he kept it mostly to remember how the king responded to her when he saw her painting there. Either that, or as a conversation piece. "Is that a dog with a bone, or a special kind of radish?" He probably mistook it for abstract art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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