Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Apparently your pain drugs have force field opinions of their own. Must be Fortunately I'm off them for now, unfortunately that means less Epics who can turn peoples elbows into chicken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Another dream about Obliteration last night. I was in line at the grocery store, and an old woman's voice was speaking over the radio about End Times prophecies. Toward the end, she goes "But you know all this, dearies...BECAUSE I AM SECRETLY OBLITERATION!" I shouted "I knew it!" then paid for my items (a whole frozen roast with sweet potatoes, apparently?) and walked out. With all these dreams about Obliteration, I think my subconscious is either trying to process some things I've been working through...or trying to ship us. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I think the real question is whether these are nightmares or not. If they are, perhaps Obliteration is the weakness to your shipping powers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Okay then....you dirty meanieface full of lame. I'm not sure, I don't remember that discussion If so then consider my position officially revised. It's been a while and you switched over to my opinion, so I don't exactly mind. Are we back to a case by case basis then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I think the real question is whether these are nightmares or not. If they are, perhaps Obliteration is the weakness to your shipping powers? Or is this a secret sign that Obliterations weakness is shipping? So at the end of Firefight when David mentioned the secret to Weaknesses he teleported into Twi's dreams to try to stop her from shipping. It's been a while and you switched over to my opinion, so I don't exactly mind. Are we back to a case by case basis then? Sad pug needs hugs. I think so, yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 With all these dreams about Obliteration, I think my subconscious is either trying to process some things I've been working through...or trying to ship us. Don't listen to all these naysayers. I support you no matter what relationship choices you make. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I think the real question is whether these are nightmares or not. If they are, perhaps Obliteration is the weakness to your shipping powers? He is nigh-unshippable, so that theory makes more sense than the dream itself. It's been a while and you switched over to my opinion, so I don't exactly mind. Are we back to a case by case basis then? Or is this a secret sign that Obliterations weakness is shipping? So at the end of Firefight when David mentioned the secret to Weaknesses he teleported into Twi's dreams to try to stop her from shipping. …I find this prospect infinitely more disturbing than the notion that he's disguising himself as an old woman to broadcast his End Times predictions over the airwaves. Don't listen to all these naysayers. I support you no matter what relationship choices you make. Thanks, but if I ever do decide to date Obliteration for real, please stage an intervention. Preferably one using the magic notebook containing his weakness. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Thanks, but if I ever do decide to date Obliteration for real, please stage an Intervention. Preferably one using the magic notebook containing his weakness. How would getting drunk help? Wouldn't alcohol be the most likely thing to have gotten you into this mess? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 How would getting drunk help? Wouldn't alcohol be the most likely thing to have gotten you into this mess? I was just about to type the same thing when the notification that you'd posted came up. Ninja'd again! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 How would getting drunk help? Wouldn't alcohol be the most likely thing to have gotten you into this mess? Yes, but if we get Obliteration drunk, then... …never mind. I'm too terrified to finish that sentence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Yes, but if we get Obliteration drunk, then... …never mind. I'm too terrified to finish that sentence. Maybe he'd just start crying and complaining that his father didn't hug him enough? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Maybe he'd just start crying and complaining that his father didn't hug him enough? Obliteration: *Sobbing* "And then when I was 14, he wasn't even home for my birthday and then he made me play football but I just wanted to take tap-dancing lessons!" Backtrack: "Even I'm starting to get annoyed at this." Obliteration: "And then when I was 15..." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Obliteration: *Sobbing* "And then when I was 14, he wasn't even home for my birthday and then he made me play football but I just wanted to take tap-dancing lessons!" Backtrack: "Even I'm starting to get annoyed at this." Obliteration: "And then when I was 15..." *sniff* "I wanted to be a cat burglar, but what on earth was I going to do with all those CATS?" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I've never hit the upvote quota before, but that might change if this keeps up... Side note: I apparently make really funny noises as I try to keep myself from bursting out laughing. The guy in the next cube over isn't sure if I'm dying or not. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I've never hit the upvote quota before, but that might change if this keeps up... Side note: I apparently make really funny noises as I try to keep myself from bursting out laughing. The guy in the next cube over isn't sure if I'm dying or not. Welcome to WHIO where you will gain the eternal friendship and admiration of a group of random insane people on the internet in exchange for everyone in real life thinking you're crazy. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comatose he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Yes, but if we get Obliteration drunk, then... …never mind. I'm too terrified to finish that sentence. When I drink too much, I usually just end up complimenting people a lot. If Obliteration has a similar reaction... *Realizes this implies a similarity between self and Obliteration.* Nevermind, a drunk Obliteration is definitely a bad idea. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) When I drink too much, I usually just end up complimenting people a lot. If Obliteration has a similar reaction... Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a bad idea. Edited April 29, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comatose he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 *shudder *whimper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) Talking about Obliteration, I wonder if he plays the trumpet and how would he play it while drunk. Edited April 29, 2015 by Edgedancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Talking about Obliteration, I wonder if he plays the trumpet and how would he play it while drunk. Sober, he probably plays battle music and then quotes Revelation. Drunk, I'd imagine he either plays a single-instrument cover of "Yakety Sax" for trumpet instead of saxophone, or a sad breakup song like "You Were Meant for Me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Sober, he probably plays battle music and then quotes Revelation. Drunk, I'd imagine he either plays a single-instrument cover of "Yakety Sax" for trumpet instead of saxophone, or a sad breakup song like "You Were Meant for Me." And now I wonder who Obliteration is sad about breaking up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 And now I wonder who Obliteration is sad about breaking up with. With Newton maybe? Who knows what evil shipper action Regalia was up to in an attempt to make Obliteration loyal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Obliteration: *Still sobbing* And when I was nineteen he made me breakup with my girlfriend Abigail!Backtrack: Ok, Ok you had a girlfriend, quit rubbing our noses in it.Lord Snakehands: Yeah, totally not cool man. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 And now I wonder who Obliteration is sad about breaking up with. Murderlina, perhaps? I don't know; if I were a drunk Epic who played trumpet and saw himself as an angel of the apocalypse, breakup songs sounds like something I'd play, regardless of whether I recently went through a breakup or not. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Of course why Obliteration is drinking buddies with Backtrack and Lord Snakehands remains a mystery for the ages. Perhaps Koschei used his plot hole powers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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