Observer Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 When you have dreams about hemalurgic nail guns, and then have a long list of reasons why it's awesome, but impractical. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Why is it impractical? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Nail guns don't have much range, the nails would be a pain to get out, the nails don't shoot that fast compared to a gun, Nail guns are large and cumbersome so you'd need a custom made one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Still easier than the stake and mallet method, though.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 RAILROAD SPIKE MINI-RAILGUN!!! ME WANTS 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 RAILROAD SPIKE MINI-RAILGUN!!! ME WANTS Yet another item for my Cosmere Christmas list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Christmas List. Portable Magnetic Force Shield. Emerald broams Awakeners Comands for Dummies Edition 2.3 Draw your own Aeons from Knock-off-Elantris Coupons for Soulforge parlor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Christmas list: Shardplate+Blade Above mentioned rail gun Ruby broams to light my new game room Aon-Door (pun hehe), walk into door, end up in bathroom. Mistcloak Steel Inquisitor Skull Sterrion 36 with a box of Haze Killers OH! and a dueling cane. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Duster Pet Larkin Get soulforged into a Sya-Amian so that I can change my skin into whatever. A nahel Spren A soulcaster Vindication Aforementioned dueling canes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 OOOOOH Vindication is a good one. Just started my 100ish reread of AoL... just now... like ten minutes ago. Also Wax's goggles from the cover of the book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 When you wonder what happens if Wax imbibes enough metals to get really, really drunk. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 When you wonder what happens if Wax imbibes enough metals to get really, really drunk. Don't drink and Steelpush, kids. A public service announcement from Elendel Traffic Patrol. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) When you take a leaf out of Lopen's book and start cracking jokes about your own name because EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT! Not to point a finger at anyone or anything *Ahem, Kobold King, Elsa Steelheart, Swimmingly....* You guys are simply Delightful. Edited May 9, 2014 by Delightful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 I Ketek anymore puns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 When your friend talks about some people being afraid he'd 'spike them' and your first thought is to Hemalurgy. (It wasn't that sort of spike.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 When your friend talks about some people being afraid he'd 'spike them' and your first thought is to Hemalurgy. (It wasn't that sort of spike.) Oh, did your friend mean someone might forcibly give them a tongue piercing? shh I'm playing dumb don't tell him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 When you find yourself purposely falling down a staircase in an attempt to fly ... for the third time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 When you're asked what your top ten favorite books are, and you realize that you could just list off your favorite Sanderson books, and you wouldn't have a problem with it. P.S. I like the new profile Panda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 When you see an incoming storm and mutter 'Stormfather' under your breath. Or when you walk in a storm half-hoping to meet the Stormfather, so the old oaths may be spoken anew. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Lightsworn Panda, on 09 May 2014 - 6:45 PM, said: When you find yourself purposely falling down a staircase in an attempt to fly ... for the third time. The Words, Panda! You must speak the Words! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 I read Caleb's sig and immediately looked away and thought it REALLY had more important things to do than be read by me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 When you find yourself purposely falling down a staircase in an attempt to fly ... for the third time. NO. PANDAS RIDE THE WINDS NO MORE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Pandas must be refounded. The Everstorm comes. Bamboo has died. I read Caleb's sig and immediately looked away and thought it REALLY had more important things to do than be read by me. Hehe, I've always liked the paradox behind my sig. My other favorite one is " I don't need a life. I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Hehe, I've always liked the paradox behind my sig. My other favorite one is " I don't need a life. I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives." May I clarify--how is it a paradox? Edited May 9, 2014 by Kasimir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Knight Pandiant? BambooBreakers, NeverRunners, SleepWards, FurWeavers, FartBringers, GrowlCallers, LazyShapers(Lame), can't think of anything for the last three, well four really. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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