You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

Ah I get it now

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Glad I could clarify as it would be really strange taken out of context.

Edited May 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Rina Fry]

On 4/20/2015 at 0:32 AM, Mistrunner said:

This is why my ears aren't pierced. Just sayin'...

Ok. Now I'm terrified. I need to rethink my life decisions.

[amaryllis]

When you make the cover of your sketchbook Stormlight themed. And draw fanart of Syl and Shallan as cheerleaders

[Mage he/him]

This one has a bit of backstory, but when your senior English class is doing final speeches where the seniors can pass on their final bits of wisdom to the younger folk and a person offers the advice that, “the only opinion that matters is the one of the person in the mirror.” And you think, “Sja-Anat?”

[Liahona]

When you're watching High School Musical 2 and see Sharpay wearing a glove only on her left hand (perhaps it's a golf thing? idk XD) and immediately think that she's wearing a glove on her safehand and are confused, as last you checked she wasn't Vorin.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When you're watching Wreck it Ralph Breaks the Internet and you here Ralph talk about clenching his butt and you think of Dalinar and Lift.

[The Isochronism he/him]

—When you find yourself using words like "sanderfan"

—When people ask you why you don't like math, and you reply "because there's always another secret"

—When you find yourself swapping words like "Energy" and "Magic" for "Investiture."

—When your parents ask you why you're fighting with your siblings, and you say: "Why do men fight? Because Odium Reigns."

[Elf They/them]

when your strategy when you're going through a bad time is repeating 

Life before death

Strength before weakness

Journey before destination

over and over in your head like a mantra

[ash's_eyes she/her]

when you do two of your four book reports for your ap english class on sanderson books

and when you get distracted from writing that report because you go look up wayne on the coppermind and it leads to a huge rabbit hole of the cosmere

Edited May 24, 2022 by ash's_eyes

[Boomerang Guy he/him]

When you get a nose bleed trying NOT to talk about the Cosmere AGAIN with your friends cause you know they'll roll their eyes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When you notice sanderson's character names on your test

[Morningtide she/her]

When you are assigned to make 5 small pieces of art and three of them are Sanderson themed, with writing in either the Steel Alphabet or the Alethi Women's script.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

23 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

When you notice sanderson's character names on your test

I request proof(if you get your test back)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

There was the prisons Alcatraz and Leavenworth and another one that I can't remember

[Little_Dagger she/her]

When you call your daily gym routine a "morning kata"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When you start reading shogun and you wonder if the blackthorne is a succesful general.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

when you keep calling everyone "cousin" in your head.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

When your little siblings are watching some little kids show and you keep thinking to yourself that the talking inanimate objects are Type IV Biochromatic Entities.

When you are tasked with putting those same little siblings down for their nap, and they ask for a story, and you tell them "The Girl who Looked Up" and "The Dog and the Dragon." And then later they ask for "The Girl who Looked Up" again.

 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

On 07/06/2022 at 9:50 PM, The Bookwyrm said:

When your little siblings are watching some little kids show and you keep thinking to yourself that the talking inanimate objects are Type IV Biochromatic Entities.

When you are tasked with putting those same little siblings down for their nap, and they ask for a story, and you tell them "The Girl who Looked Up" and "The Dog and the Dragon." And then later they ask for "The Girl who Looked Up" again.

Aw, that's so sweet.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

When you're a Sanderfan and also the oldest of six children, you do what you have to do.

Which also includes getting your ten-year-old sister (who has a VERY high reading level relative to her age) to read Mistborn. And then pestering her about it constantly to get her to read faster.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I did that to my brother but he doesn't like to talk about the books he reads.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

59 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

When you're a Sanderfan and also the oldest of six children, you do what you have to do.

Which also includes getting your ten-year-old sister (who has a VERY high reading level relative to her age) to read Mistborn. And then pestering her about it constantly to get her to read faster.

You're the oldest of six as well?

my siblings have the average emotional maturity of a 7-year-old(if you average them together). They have read Alcatraz, but not any of the other Sanderson works.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

*raises my hand* I am also the oldest of six

Edited June 9, 2022 by Zephrun's Imperium

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am the oldest of four.