Swimmingly he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 when you've wondered what the use for grain on scadrial to make waffles...Mistwraith droppings 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 When "intent" becomes an automatically capitalized word. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistConnection Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 When you read non-Sanderson books and try to see which character could most likely be Hoid 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) When you read the title of a blogpost I will Survive Those who Wish me Dead and wonder which KR would use that as a motto. http://www.tor.com/blogs/2014/06/book-reviews-those-who-wish-me-dead-michael-koryta Edited June 7, 2014 by Gabriele 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 When you read non-Sanderson books and try to see which character could most likely be Hoid He changed the i to an o and is now hanging around in Malazan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 When you read the title of a blogpost I will Survive Those who Wish me Dead and wonder which KR would use that as a motto. http://www.tor.com/blogs/2014/06/book-reviews-those-who-wish-me-dead-michael-koryta Stonewards? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 When you're incredibly excited to discover that . And if this has been noted ages ago and I'm just slow.....fine. =) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r he/him Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 when you use allyour upvotes on this topic. you should do it to. starting with this post. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 When the worst part of your day so far is getting downvoted on a joke theory. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 When you're surprised that after a thunderstorm, every house is still intact. (500th post. Yeehaw. 4 Dots) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 When you spent all day at work catching up on old 17th Shard threads. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) If I had a job, I would do that Edit: when your female friend has swirly glass spikes through her earlobe and you debate asking her when the earlobe became a Hemalurgic bindpoint, and what attribute glass (silicon) stores. Edited June 13, 2014 by Ashiok 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Well, Vin and her earring... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) When you outline everyone's signatures looking for secret messages. And then you realize, "WHAT IF BRANDON HAS A SECRET MESSAGE IN THERE!!!!???" I'm going to go check on that.....he doesn't have a sig.... dang. Edited June 13, 2014 by Leftinch 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Not an earring. A literal SPIKE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Not an earring. A literal SPIKE. HoA spoilers: Vin's earring is a Hemalurgic spike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconis he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 When you start thinking Roshar is affecting the real world. Weakest eye colour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 When I never believed any kind of conspiracy theory (at least not one involving more than a few dozen people) on account of them being too big to be kept secret, too crazy to have a chance of working, and having goals that aren't worth the effort anyway, and yet I suddenly feel the urge to buy a small boat and cross the pacific a few times (using only the sun, the stars and a mechanic clock for orientation, so I can't be misdirected) just to check if there happen to be a new continent that doesn't figure on hushlander maps. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 When you look at this web site and think you read a section as "Events, Signings and Spikings" instead of "Events, Signings, and Stalking" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 When I never believed any kind of conspiracy theory (at least not one involving more than a few dozen people) on account of them being too big to be kept secret, too crazy to have a chance of working, and having goals that aren't worth the effort anyway, and yet I suddenly feel the urge to buy a small boat and cross the pacific a few times (using only the sun, the stars and a mechanic clock for orientation, so I can't be misdirected) just to check if there happen to be a new continent that doesn't figure on hushlander maps. It's not actually possible to navigate by the sun and stars. The Librarians lied to you about that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 It's not actually possible to navigate by the sun and stars. The Librarians lied to you about that. wait a second... if we live in the hushlands... and the librarians control everything in the hushlands... and the admins control this site... Chaos, Rubix, Shiv, FirstRainbowRose etc. are all clearly evil librarians. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 They must be some of the most powerful ones, since they're monitoring those who will be most likely to question the Librarian hierarchy. And those with controversial writings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeiryWriter he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Oh no, the Admins and staff are totally not Evil Librarians (we are Steel Inquisitors)... Don't look at my member title, it has absolutely no relevance to this discussion... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 When your talking to your friend, relies he has dark brown eyes, and feel a sudden surge of dislike towards him... then you relies you have dark eyes to. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 When you just wish an already Lifeless thread would stop being reAwakened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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