Curiosity he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Oh no, the Admins and staff are totally not Evil Librarians (we are Steel Inquisitors)... Don't look at my member title, it has absolutely no relevance to this discussion... Weiry, how do you engineer your monitors if you're Steel Inquisitors? Yes, you can steelpush to type, but how can you see what's going on at the 17th Shard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 That's what the Slaves sharders are for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Reader she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 When your talking to your friend, relies he has dark brown eyes, and feel a sudden surge of dislike towards him... then you relies you have dark eyes to. Or when you look at your family and are very disappointed to realize that your older sister would outrank you, since she has blue eyes and you have brown. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 I have blue eyes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbereth she/her Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) When you're bored and you start writing lists of various Cosmere things in your notebook for future reference (on the off chance that you get amnesia) and you're disappointed when you can't remember one of the Surges. EDIT: When you see a car that says Elantra and you're happy because ELANTRIS! Edited June 18, 2014 by Limelleth 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele she/her Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) When you read "http://www.gollancz.co.uk/2014/06/the-world-cup-is-upon-us-and-in-our-fantasy-world-of-anything-can-happen/" this post and wonder how a team Stormlight Rocks would do against Middle Earth or Westeros United, and how fun it would be to add Wheel of Aes Sedai, Bridgeburners Undefeated and Glokta's Grimdarks to the competition. Edited June 20, 2014 by Gabriele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traceria she/her Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 When the highlight of your week is to head to your Friendly Local Gaming Store and be lauded as a hero for bearing the news of when Mr. Sanderson will be in the area to sign Words of Radiance. Or when you go to that Friendly Local Gaming Store and preach about the awesomeness of Sanderson to all the uninformed gamers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 When you begin each day with a visit to http://brandonsanderson.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traceria she/her Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 When you wish wearing glasses meant something more about you than being near- or far-sighted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samh9 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 When you quote part of the epilogue to WoR by memory in a discussion about whether god exists 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 When you quote part of the epilogue to WoR by memory in a discussion about whether god exists "Tell me how you know God exists." "I once spent the greater part of a year being digested." I'm assuming that's the quote you used? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kari-no-sugata Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 When on going to visit the Natural History Museum you specifically go to the geology section and are then disappointed to find there's no special exhibition on "the 10 gems". ...and get strange looks after laughing over ruin marble * ...and stranger looks after giggling at dunite ** Was still a nice day though. PS * Yes, really: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruin_marble ** Yes, really: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunite 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 When you spend the second half of Thor:A Dark World going 'Voidbringer! Another voidbringer! This looks like the Shattered Plains - okay there's the Everstorm too!' 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 ...and get strange looks after laughing over ruin marble * PS * Yes, really: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruin_marble That is So Cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 When you see this: http://uncovercalifornia.com/content/2232-recent-bouts-extreme-weather-linked-weird-fluctuations-wind-patternsand think"Stormfather!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 When the Joker says "I'm an agent of chaos" and you wonder what secrets staff is hiding from us. Why would you hire an evil clown, Chaos? WE TRUSTED YOU. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 When you tell a psychopath that they will enjoy Mistborn, because, Spikes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 When you tell a psychopath that they will enjoy Mistborn, because, Spikes. What... that's not how all of us found Sanderson? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 When you wonder if electronically-stored browser history counts as "written in metal" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 When you check to see whether a character's name could be Alethi because of its quasi-symmetricality. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 When you carry a handful of coins around everywhere "just in case" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 When you carry a handful of coins around everywhere "just in case" Out of curiosity, is that to shoot, to eat, to fly with, to bribe corrupt aristocrats with, or to give yourself a tool to carve soulstamps with? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 When your gluten free chocolate chip pancake looks like this and you think "it caught the Shaod." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Out of curiosity, is that to shoot, to eat, to fly with, to bribe corrupt aristocrats with, or as a tool to carve soulstamps with? all of they above 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 When you partially base a non-human character on Syl, and then worry she sounds too much like Nightblood. *sigh* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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