Delightful Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) You know you're a sanderfan when you wish you could just have your birthday party on the forums, where everyone would exchange virtual cakes. Cakes plural? Edited August 4, 2015 by Delightful 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) Cakes plural? Of course. How else would it be done? When "Spiking" in Volleyball takes on a whole other meaning. . . Edited August 4, 2015 by The Honor Spren 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) Of course. How else would it be done? When "Spiking" in Volleyball takes on a whole other meaning. That was mortifying. Edit: Why do you hate me phone? I'm nice to you, I don't even drop you... usually... Edited August 4, 2015 by Iron Eyes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 he/him Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 When you puncture your opponents glove in fencing, make him bleed, and then realize that ruin might've aimed your thrust and that your foil is definitely a hemalurgic spike now. Which is definitely a plus because it makes those notoriously annoying coinshot/lurcher fencers easier to beat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 When (after a small error with stage makeup) your mom says "Oh, look, my hand is grey," and you feel a surge of genuine panic. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 When (after a small error with stage makeup) your mom says "Oh, look, my hand is grey," and you feel a surge of genuine panic. When you start thinking how it'd be useful to be able to magically invoke genuine panic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort he/him Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 When you visit Brandon's web store to buy $75 worth of clothing, and you seriously consider that $160 shipping may not be too much to finally get your very own 8-bit Szeth t-shirt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 When you help someone move and you find a stick. And you begin this monologue, even though you know no one around you has read Words of Radiance. "GASP! It's a stick! Look! It's a stick! I am a stick. I am a stick. It won't become fire, if that's what your asking... it's a stick. It's definitely a stick, no fire allowed. Nope, it won't become fire." This went on for about ten minutes. My friends are used to this, and basically ignored me throughout. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 When you help someone move and you find a stick. And you begin this monologue, even though you know no one around you has read Words of Radiance. "GASP! It's a stick! Look! It's a stick! I am a stick. I am a stick. It won't become fire, if that's what your asking... it's a stick. It's definitely a stick, no fire allowed. Nope, it won't become fire." This went on for about ten minutes. My friends are used to this, and basically ignored me throughout. Good friends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin he/him Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 When you attune the Rhythm of Peace. Confessions: What I do has the effect described but I actually call it being "on the reset engine." The music in my head almost entirely determines what mood I am in. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort he/him Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 When you are playing a game, and you see in Help Chat, someone asking "What is SA?" and your first thought is "Stormlight Archives, of course." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Honor Spren she/her Posted August 6, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 When this is your alarm to wake up in the morning: 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy she/her Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Mistrunner, you changed your ... is it called ..., well, the picture that helps identify you. Anyways, you know you are a sanderfan when you notice when people change their picture thingie, and you are late to notice because you were on a vacation. . . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos he/him Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 When you realise that Groot is obviously from Roshar, and he's a Type IV BioChromatic Entity that isn't a sword. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamir he/him Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) When the phrase "Read MIstborn" turns from a suggestion into a greeting with non-Sanderfan members of your immediate family due to its sheer frequency of use. Edited August 7, 2015 by Adamir 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) When you realise that Groot is obviously from Roshar, and he's a Type IV BioChromatic Entity that isn't a sword. Does he have the command "You are Groot"? "Would you like to Be Groot today?" Edited August 7, 2015 by Iron Eyes 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 he/him Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 When you're playing dodgeball, and you can't stop thinking how great it'd be to be Fortuity right then. Or maybe Kaladin. When you're playing Salad (read: a card game similar to hearts) and you can't stop wishing you could tap luck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy she/her Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you do a double take because somebody looked like Brandon Sanderson from a distance., and you are bummed when you look harder and see that he isn't Brandon Sanderson. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos he/him Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Does he have the command "You are Groot"? "Would you like to Be Groot today?" I rather think the Awakener got overloaded by sheer willpower from the original subject. "I am a Stick." "You're a root!" "I am a Stick." "Grow!"(That was the Command.) "I am Groot." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos he/him Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I rather think the Awakener got overloaded by sheer willpower from the original subject. "I am a Stick." "You're a root!" "I am a Stick." "Grow!"(That was the Command.) "I am Groot." On second thought, maybe he's just Stick's cousin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you find out that Brandon promised one of your neighbors a copy of a book before it comes out, and you are really jealous because you want to become a beta reader or something and can't figure out how. (stops for breath, decides not to continue) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 mistborn 3 spoiler When you wonder what happens when the One Ring is hemalurgically charged 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 mistborn 3 spoiler When you wonder what happens when the One Ring is hemalurgically charged Slowswift disappoves of your shenanigans. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Slowswift disappoves of your shenanigans. Do I? Edited August 10, 2015 by Slowswift 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Do I? While typing that post I had actually wondered if you would see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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