Vaatuu Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 On 4/29/2015 at 0:57 PM, Voidus said: Well sure it came out in October. If you're using the calendar that was invented by a conspiracy between the Vatican and the Illuminati! No don't you know that that the Vatican and the Illuminati are just scapegoats the real masterminds are the YMCA and the Girl Scouts of New Zealand 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 30 minutes ago, Vaatuu said: No don't you know that that the Vatican and the Illuminati are just scapegoats the real masterminds are the YMCA and the Girl Scouts of New Zealand Wow that was a long time ago. The only reason I can think of that someone would necro that comment was if they were a part of the conspiracy the whole time! And of course I know that the illuminati are just scapegoats, but if I told you who the real masterminds were then they'd track me through the surveilance equipment that they have installed worldwide disguised as 'nails' (Wood is actually self-adhesive, nails do nothing but allow the secret masterminds to spy on you, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 hours ago, Voidus said: Wow that was a long time ago. The only reason I can think of that someone would necro that comment was if they were a part of the conspiracy the whole time! Hide contents And of course I know that the illuminati are just scapegoats, but if I told you who the real masterminds were then they'd track me through the surveilance equipment that they have installed worldwide disguised as 'nails' (Wood is actually self-adhesive, nails do nothing but allow the secret masterminds to spy on you, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!) BAAAaaaaa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 (edited) 13 hours ago, Voidus said: WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Edited November 6, 2016 by Oversleep 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datan Nomlibash Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 You know your a sanderfan when you go to see the Doctor Strange movie and see the bald guys with magic weapons running on the walls and the only thing you can think of is how cool the opening of the stormlight movies will be when they eventualy come out. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 (edited) TMW you see an XKCD post in the 17th Shard Edited November 8, 2016 by The Technovore argh the picture won't post! How do I 17th Shard again? ;P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 @The Technovore You can either paste the url into the reply box, provided it ends in an image file extension like .jpg or .png or whatever, or you can save the image to your computer/phone and use the file upload. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Or you can drag&drop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 You know you're a Sanderfan when in your history textbook it talks about gold seekers, as in gold miners, and you instantly think "No, it's bronze Seekers. Not gold. Gold mistings are called Augur's." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 I made a Stick joke to my best friend and she replied with "Riiiiiiiiiiight..." and a slow, confused nod. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 When you see this on Facebook and immediately think, "What is the purpose of Lashing a bunch of Pringles into a ring?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 When you give your son a toy Stitch and he decides to name it Ati and you are beyond thrilled. Then you have to explain why it's so awesome to your husband... Also when you try to plan giving birth around when Brandon is coming to a signing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa he/him Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: When you give your son a toy Stitch and he decides to name it Ati and you are beyond thrilled. Then you have to explain why it's so awesome to your husband... Inform Taravangian. Immediately. The Thrill is confirmed on earth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 When you dream that you walked into a trap because you weren't wearing your Oculator's lenses and didn't realize your guide was wearing Disguiser's lenses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 (edited) When you're able to point out mistakes in the freshly updated FAQ. Specifically here. Edited November 16, 2016 by Oversleep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Sometimes I act weird. My friends notice, and ask what the hell I'm doing so I tell them I mixed up my essence marks again. They never understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 It's not the only one. There's one about Vin and Elend maybe returning someday, which is now outdated too as we know they won't be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna she/her Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 When your 10-hour project display consists of my collection of Sanderson books (plus a few other little fantasies that might be easier gateways into obsessive reading) and a description of how I reviewed a bunch. I only managed to talk to one person about Sanderson, but it was a young mom with two kids, so I talked a lot about Alcatraz, plus some plugs for others in case she needed something else to do. I'm a wonderful person 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 When you're struggling not to fall asleep at your desk at work, and your addled brain's knee-jerk response to flinching awake suddenly and seeing an open Internet window is to type in the URL for the 17th Shard. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayCon Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 When you start swearing by the "Lord Ruler" during fights. And cursing people by sending Ruin upon them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) Quote You know how does an addict on withdrawal feels like when instead of another fix he gets a truckload? I've read the essays. I know. I've been waiting to post it for a while now. Anyway, you're a Sanderfan when it hurts when you see Brandon giving his "I'm RAFOing from now on, too many questions" routine Edited November 27, 2016 by Ookla the Sunrise Watcher this was sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelEy3 he/him Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 You know you're a Sanderfan when you casually drop a touch of High Imperial into your conversations to feel out a group. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllomancerSam Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 You know you're a Sanderfan when you drive 3+ hours after a long day of classes just to go to a signing. (and you know you're a fan when you don't mind at all) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I live in Wichita, and I drove 15 hours and 1000 miles after I got out of class Monday to get to the AU release party at BYU. It was amazing. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 You know you're a Sanderfan when you start making a table in Excel to keep track of people's new Ookla names. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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