Young Bard he/him Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 (edited) Many of the more dedicated comsmerologists will have heard of the Mistborn Llama. Those of you who follow Brandon on twitter or reddit will see it as his profile pic. But no-one has ever sought to ask the question, what is the Mistborn Llama? Clearly, it is a creature of much secrecy. There has not been even the smallest whisper of it in the cosmere. But what form of dark force is so powerful, that it can keep even the 17th Shard from discovering it's true nature? I bring to you a revelation. The Mistborn Llama is, in fact, one of the most important hidden powers in the cosmere. It is even suspected that The Mistborn Llama may have been the holder of Adonalsium prior to it's shattering. In fact, new news has even suggested that the Mistborn Llama, resorting to desperate measures, has formed an alliance with another, almost as powerful as the Mistborn Llama itself. It is a name spoken fearfully throughout the cosmere. The name of Stick. Together, it is suspected that the Mistborn Llama and the Stick may have plans for revenge. The Mistborn Llama, for the distance it has fallen. And the Stick has a pathological desire to destroy the Cosmere to show his supreme stickliness. Their plan, if unwatched, will be an even greater threat to the cosmere than Odium himself, drowning out the entire universe in nuclear Llamageddon. Join me in this fight, and save the cosmere! We must fight against the odds, face much grave peril, to fight this foe. We may not survive this journey. We have only this picture of our foe to help us. Our plan, as it stands, is this. It is believed that the Mistborn Llama will release the Llamastorm, turning every llama into an ultra powerful weapon of death: the Llamabringer. Once this happens, the Mistborn Llama and the Stick will have us at their mercy. I intend to launch a pre-emptive strike, obliterating all llamas before Llamageddon. Who's with me? Edited September 16, 2015 by TheYoungBard 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 This sounds like a RP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted May 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 I've never even played an RP before, so I don't think I'll host one. I might play in a few RP's first, and then come back to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relytdragon he/him Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 from the coppermind Mistborn llama The Mistborn llamas are the name of one of Brandon's old writing groups. They're llamas who eat certain grasses or something and gain super llaman powers.[1] Bryce Moore (author of Vodník) was in the writing group, and he was writing a book about alpacas called Cavern of Babel.[2] http://coppermind.net/wiki/Mistborn_llama 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Adonalsium Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I am a stick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 This makes so much sense, I shut down my computer and hiked to Brandon's house to ask him a few questions... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turos he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 The escaped llamas from earlier this year are only the beginning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) llamas are very noble and majestic creatures (much like the unicorn)! stick, on the other hand... curse the name. no one can get him to do anything. Edited August 26, 2015 by warriormark16 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I stand in defiance of you, as defender of the peaceful Nation of LLama. Come and stand with me, all who revere the great Mistborn LLama! Save these peaceful creatures from the evil Bard and his high-profile minions! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosted Flakes Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 ...not sure this belongs in Cosmere Theories. "The end of the Cosmere" sounded terribly interesting; now I'm annoyed for having wasted my time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) let the llamageddon begin... let the old flame be rekindled, the forgotten fields remembered. return again to our former banner and prepare... the end is coming... let the hunt... begin. edit: don't you just love stuff like this? Edited November 11, 2015 by warriormark16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMistborn he/him Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 This NEEDS to be an RP. Oh god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge he/him Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 all hail the GREAT LLAMA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 You doubt the power of the Mistborn Llama even in your call for its obliteration. If you think anything, know anything or even speculate something about the Mistborn Llama, it is only because the Mistborn Llama wants you to. I propose that the Mistborn Llama is, in fact, known as the author Brandon Sanderson, shown as Sanderson's almost blatant use of the Llama as his profile picture. Indeed, this is a very powerful llama, as it can shapeshift more potently than TenSoon. Any thoughts of asking Sanderson must be quelled. I call for an army of Sharders to advance on Sanderson's house, and force the llama to reveal itself, then return to Braize where it belongs. As far as time, how about this coming March 32nd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted November 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 Regarding an RP - do you really mean it? Or are you just joking around. I might be able to try and give RPing a shot, if people are actually interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) I think it would be hilarious to try. edit: beware the stick! Edited November 19, 2015 by warriormark16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 (edited) Warriormark put me up to this. Edited December 22, 2015 by Stormgate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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