Lightflame he/him Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 So this guy has been going around Nevada (close to the Stormeo's factory), and he's killing small children by dropping The Way of Kings on them. It's quite a tragedy. If you find any information about this shadowy figure, then it's urgent that you report it here. We have to stop him before he can discover The Wheel of Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlashWrogan he/him Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Quick, we must start a petition to stop the TWoT omnibus from being created! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaeMofo Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 ...I'm very confused at present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cleric Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 ...I'm very confused at present They are very very large books. capable of mass destruction when dropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman he/him Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) Quick, we must start a petition to stop the TWoT omnibus from being created! Bah. As they say in that thread, a wheel of time omnibus can't possibly be printed. The killer would have to carry around a forklift hauling an entire printing with him, and that would just ruin his MO. Far too conspicuous. Especially if he wants to use the hardcover versions. Of course, he could always try to carry them himself. That would be fun to watch. It would make the dullest chase scene ever. "The police are closing in on their suspect, who seems to be crawling away with what looks like some kind of piano on his back." Edited February 11, 2013 by happyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurkistan he/him Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) ...I'm very confused at present Whenever you have that feeling, just double check to see whether it's due to a thread started by Lightflame . Edited February 11, 2013 by Kurkistan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelian Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Quick, we must start a petition to stop the TWoT omnibus from being created! Good thing I just cleared out our old printed encyclopedias from the bookshelf. That should fill the spot nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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