Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 Vasha stepped through the large wooden doors and into a large stone hallway. She threw the hood off her cloak and wiped the rain from her face. She took a step and her shoes squeaked loudly. Vasha winced as a blush creeped up her face. but she had to move forward. She walked quickly across the room, tripping over her own feet no less than 10 times. she had heard of this place. and all the legendary awkwardness of it all. when she finally made it to the large throne on the other side of the room, she quickly cleared her throat and mumbled. " Books before friends, 17th shard before the real world, release dates before birthdays." She stumbled awkwardly down a side corridor and found a small closet and shut herself inside. * proceeds to sing modified songs from Hamilton at the top of her lungs for the next hour before finally sitting down and reading WoR* "You'll Be Back" (Sung by Odium, to the tune of the song with the same title from Hamilton) You say The feel of my Thrill is a feel that you're throwing away You cry For Evi who you killed thoughtlessly when you fell for a lie Why so sad? Remember your feel of enragement, you made the Rift pay Now you're feeling so mad Remember, despite our estrangement, your my man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll have the Thrill that always served you well Highstorms rise, radiants fall And for you that second one is my fault And when push comes to shove You will lead my fully armed battalions feeling the Thrill that you love! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar … You say the Thrill is draining and you can't go on There'll be no one complaining when we are one... And yes, I’ll take a champion 'Cause you're my newest champion My sweet, bloodthirsty champion My loyal, roiled champion Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… You'll be back like before You will fight my fights and win my war For your love, for your rage You’ll feel the thrill till your dying days When it’s gone, you go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove You will kill your friends and family to refind the thrill you love Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal — Everybody! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar! Can I join? Credit to whoever came up with the song. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 On 11/2/2023 at 10:22 PM, Just-A-Stick said: Vasha stepped through the large wooden doors and into a large stone hallway. She threw the hood off her cloak and wiped the rain from her face. She took a step and her shoes squeaked loudly. Vasha winced as a blush creeped up her face. but she had to move forward. She walked quickly across the room, tripping over her own feet no less than 10 times. she had heard of this place. and all the legendary awkwardness of it all. when she finally made it to the large throne on the other side of the room, she quickly cleared her throat and mumbled. " Books before friends, 17th shard before the real world, release dates before birthdays." She stumbled awkwardly down a side corridor and found a small closet and shut herself inside. * proceeds to sing modified songs from Hamilton at the top of her lungs for the next hour before finally sitting down and reading WoR* "You'll Be Back" (Sung by Odium, to the tune of the song with the same title from Hamilton) You say The feel of my Thrill is a feel that you're throwing away You cry For Evi who you killed thoughtlessly when you fell for a lie Why so sad? Remember your feel of enragement, you made the Rift pay Now you're feeling so mad Remember, despite our estrangement, your my man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll have the Thrill that always served you well Highstorms rise, radiants fall And for you that second one is my fault And when push comes to shove You will lead my fully armed battalions feeling the Thrill that you love! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar … You say the Thrill is draining and you can't go on There'll be no one complaining when we are one... And yes, I’ll take a champion 'Cause you're my newest champion My sweet, bloodthirsty champion My loyal, roiled champion Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… You'll be back like before You will fight my fights and win my war For your love, for your rage You’ll feel the thrill till your dying days When it’s gone, you go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove You will kill your friends and family to refind the thrill you love Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal — Everybody! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar! Can I join? Credit to whoever came up with the song. Is @Mistrunner still active? *Blushes and hides under table* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 Hi I'm awkward Um *holds up book welcomingly* Hi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 I will swear the first oath of the Knights Awkward. Books before friends 17th shard before the real world Release dates before birthdays I swear to uphold these ideals for life and eternity, the man voice booms as he speaks, before once again roaming the shard on his laptop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Can i join as an alleywatcher? I will offer cookies to those who have not been Spiked. Oops! I mean initiated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 2 hours ago, The stormfather said: Can i join as an alleywatcher? I will offer cookies to those who have not been Spiked. Oops! I mean initiated. That means you're an Alleyverse person. I recognize that I am one of the last Oregonbreakers, having taken part in Reckoners' RPG (which is QUITE dead now, thank you), and as such it is my sworn duty to ensure that Nighthound dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Narrative she/her Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 Kimsey looked around nervously, then tiptoed into the large room which held her target. Mistrunner sat eating Mac and Cheese by herself at an unnecessarily long table. Kimsey raised her crossbow, hiding behind the statue of a turtle which was conspicuously placed in the middle of the room. The Guildmasters had sent her to find out what Mistrunner was hiding. She gritted her teeth, then proceeded to ram her crossbow into the statue, letting out a resounding clang. The statue split, revealing a glowing pedestal inside. Kimsey approached hurriedly, as Mistrunner stood, looking concerned. Engraved into the pillar were the words, Books before friends. 17th shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. The knights awkward must stand again. Kimsey sucked in a breath. Her worst fear had been confirmed. Mistrunner had started a new guild without the approval of the Guildmasters. She whipped around, hearing footsteps behind her. The Lady herself was standing behind Kimsey, a storm on her face. "You," she said dangerously, "have violated the privacy of a mist lady. You will be put to death at once." She stepped forward, eyes flashing, and raised her arm. Kimsey threw back her hood defiantly. "Books before friends. 17th shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays." Mistrunner stopped, a look of utter shock on her face. Kimsey smiled. The Lady couldn't harm her now. "I...accept these oaths," she said after a moment, looking surprised. "But, of course, you need an order. " Kimsey reached within herself, then promptly said, "I will bind others together with fictional narratives. I will battle on, even if my fictional characters fall around me. I will raise my strength stat to defend those without, even at the cost of my resources." Mistrunner sighed, a look of long suffering on her face. "Welcome to the guild." There's my spin...what do you think, my lady? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 Vasha tiptoed from the closet, and into the central hallway. striding purposefully forward, she grabbed Kimsey by the arm, dragging her across the room. " You! Me! Hamilton closet! Now!" Vasha displayed her biggest grin, " We are gonna be besties! I can already tell!" They arrived at the closet and Vasha led Kimsey inside. "this is going to be EPIC!" @Part Of The Narrative Spoiler We know each other IRL, so this isn't weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Narrative she/her Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 25 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said: Vasha tiptoed from the closet, and into the central hallway. striding purposefully forward, she grabbed Kimsey by the arm, dragging her across the room. " You! Me! Hamilton closet! Now!" Vasha displayed her biggest grin, " We are gonna be besties! I can already tell!" They arrived at the closet and Vasha led Kimsey inside. "this is going to be EPIC!" @Part Of The Narrative Reveal hidden contents We know each other IRL, so this isn't weird Kimsey cracked her knuckles as Vasha shut the door to the closet. "Which first?" Vasha asked. "Guns and ships? The battle of Yorktown? Guns and ships??" Kimsey put her hood back up. She couldn't see a thing, but it gave her comfort. "I like It's Quiet Uptown. And the Stay Alive reprise. And Meet me inside." Vasha caught her breath. She's thinking about how weird I am, Kimsey thought. "YOU LIKE MEET ME INSIDE TOO??" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 Vasha grinned happily. Finally! *PROCEEDS TO SING TILL WE CAN'T EVEN TALK* *sits down with a pile of bookies and read Brany Sandy books* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Narrative she/her Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 On 11/18/2023 at 5:32 AM, Just-A-Stick said: Vasha grinned happily. Finally! *PROCEEDS TO SING TILL WE CAN'T EVEN TALK* *sits down with a pile of bookies and read Brany Sandy books* yAsSsSss *reads til head hurts and is suffering from malnutrition cuz forgot to eat* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 *offers Veil a bookie cause why not* "It's Kaladin flavored. be careful! it will make you sad!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 *starts crying loudly because I really really want a pet slug* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 *is sad because she has no slugs to give* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 *becomes a hyperslug and appears, flutting* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 *hears fluting and appears from the closet dragging Kimsey with her* "Hypersug!!!" *begins jumping up and down excitedly* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 6 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said: *becomes a hyperslug and appears, flutting* SLUG!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjhtheedgedancer Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 *is Boomslug* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 I somehow didn’t know this thread existed. Well, time to remedy that! Books before friends, 17th Shard before the real world, Release dates before birthdays. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 @Part Of The Narrative Quote where where we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 UM UM UM KNIGHTS AWKWARD, ASSEMBLE HOW DOES ONE SURVIVE A DANCE WITHOUT BOOKS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Sabotage is always a good option... (For legal purposes, this is a joke) Otherwise, I suggest bringing some equally awkward friends, if possible. Surviving dances is always more bearable in groups. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 7 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: I somehow didn’t know this thread existed. Well, time to remedy that! Books before friends, 17th Shard before the real world, Release dates before birthdays. I just found this now. Rolesmiths I will bind others together with fictional narratives I will battle on, even if my fictional characters fall around me I shall raise my strength stat to defend those without, even at the cost of my resources 2 hours ago, Edema Rue said: UM UM UM KNIGHTS AWKWARD, ASSEMBLE HOW DOES ONE SURVIVE A DANCE WITHOUT BOOKS Make your own books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 7 hours ago, Edema Rue said: UM UM UM KNIGHTS AWKWARD, ASSEMBLE HOW DOES ONE SURVIVE A DANCE WITHOUT BOOKS 5 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said: I just found this now. Rolesmiths I will bind others together with fictional narratives I will battle on, even if my fictional characters fall around me I shall raise my strength stat to defend those without, even at the cost of my resources Make your own books Pretty good idea. Just write a novel/short story in a notebook or something while at the dance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 32 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: Pretty good idea. Just write a novel/short story in a notebook or something while at the dance. sure why not. i write a short story about a judge of a court who has to watch as first a custody case is delt with and then an interdimensional traveller threatens to destroy the universe. oh and he has two ravens to help him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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