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Although very, very late, having spent time in the stomach of a... beast, the young man walked forward, confident he would be accepted.

In the hallowed halls he spoke the long written oaths, barely keeping a grin off his face.

Books before friends

17th Shard before real world

Release dates before birthdays

I will make fun of the unmakefunnable

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On 12/13/2016 at 9:00 PM, agigabyte said:

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon.

"But, may I ask" says a cheerful voice coming from behind a bookshelf "what is your favorite thing to speculate upon?"

The voice was of course Al. Who had been hiding there reading all this time. He smiled and ate a bookie. "Eck, this one tastes like ferrets."

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On 12/21/2016 at 2:52 PM, Alomantisist said:

"But, may I ask" says a cheerful voice coming from behind a bookshelf "what is your favorite thing to speculate upon?"

"The entirely obscure," agig responds. "For instance, did you know that "Shash", in addition to being a glyph, is also the first letter of the alphabet used in Warbreaker?"

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  • 2 weeks later...

A soft "pop!" sounds in the crisp winter air as a figure in a tattered blue-and-bronze cloak appears in the center of the hall. "Greetings," he says in a voice containing an undercurrent of poorly-hidden nervousness. He kneels and bows his head. "I am Exalted Dungeon Master, sometimes known as EDM. I have come to--" he looks up, startled by a sudden realization, then turns around so that he's properly facing Mistrunner's throne. Looking slightly embarrassed, he continues, "I have come to join the ranks of the Knights Awkward.

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays."

Nodding to himself, EDM rises and mutters something about not having chosen an order yet. He nods respectfully to the other members sitting in the guild hall (not that most of them notice; they're too busy reading) and sets off in search of a comfy chair where he can crack open a book in peace.

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"Merry Christmas!" Carola jumps in wearing a bright red hat and wielding a candy cane shardblade, then pauses and looks around."It's  not Christmas anymore, is it?" she drops the presents and dismisses the shardblade.

"Does anyone know what time it is? I think me watch is off." She holds up her wrist, which had a drawn-on watch which read 'Christmas Time!!!'.

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  • 2 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...

*walks in slowly, "there doesn't seem to be anybody here", starts poking books laying around, sits on a chair with a buttprint that doesn't quite fit, "I guess i'll just hang out until somebody shows up..."

"...Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

"...and, uh, I will read that which has not been read

            I will stay silent amongst many words

            I will enjoy without being upvoted, but, you know, if you want to throw an upvote on occasion...I mean I'm not against them

*I guess thats good enough for now maybe I'll stick my head in again later."

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  • 4 weeks later...

Maggie gasps, as if suddenly waking up. "I-I . . . Am I alive? Opal, is this real? I thought we were dead."

Opal rolls her eyes. "Dead people don't talk this much. Oh, and hey. You need to get around to reading Snapshot, you slacker. If you don't, it goes against your oaths."

"But I've been busy lately!" Maggie groans.

"Busy doing what? I thought you said we were dead."

"Oh . . . Shut up."

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19 hours ago, Mistrunner said:

Mistrunner reflexively grabs the fire extinguisher.

Not that kind of thing - though that would be kinda fun.  I am going to read through every forum on the shard. And maybe go insane in the process.

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On 4/15/2017 at 4:38 PM, RubiksCube said:

Not that kind of thing - though that would be kinda fun.  I am going to read through every forum on the shard. And maybe go insane in the process.

Have fun doing that! (I have heard Necromancy induces awkwardness, so if you want to try that you can. .  .)

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On 4/15/2017 at 5:38 PM, RubiksCube said:

Not that kind of thing - though that would be kinda fun.  I am going to read through every forum on the shard. And maybe go insane in the process.

Mistrunner nervously nods, remembering the horribly cringy posts she used to make. "Exercise caution," she warns.

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On 4/16/2017 at 7:50 PM, CarolaDavar said:

Have fun doing that! (I have heard Necromancy induces awkwardness, so if you want to try that you can. .  .)

 

On 4/17/2017 at 0:06 AM, Mistrunner said:

Mistrunner nervously nods, remembering the horribly cringy posts she used to make. "Exercise caution," she warns.

I will see you on the other side.  Probably.

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"Heeeelloooo???" shouts, walking into the dark, dusty room, a nearby spiderweb catching in her hair.

"Anyone in here? Eh, so, here it goes:

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays

 I will offer cookies to those who have not been spiked initiated

            I will sustain the knowledge of Hemalurgy because it is fun

            I will seek to avoid being avoided in dark alleys."

Looks around.

"So. Um. That's it, I suppose. I'll get going. Bye."

Looks around one more time and leaves, feeling uncertain. 

Has everybody here died or what?!

 

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