Medium he/they Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 "Yesterday is a goat, tomorrow is a goat, and today... is a goat. That is why it is called Goat." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 "To boldly go where goat man has gone before!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 22 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: "To boldly go where goat man has gone before!" I'm sorry, I know this isn't the purpose of this thread, but I have to put this: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: I'm sorry, I know this isn't the purpose of this thread, but I have to put this: I actually thought of that XKCD comic when making that post. XKCD is amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Prince Raoden of Arelon awoke early that morning, completely unaware that he had been goat for all eternity. Sarene stepped off of the ship to discover that she was a goat. None of Arelon's people greeted their goat when he arrived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Szeth son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Hello goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 “I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!” - @Ookla the Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 "I am sexually attracted to large goats." - @Ookla the Crow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted December 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 "I have some concerns." - Baymax, and myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 47 minutes ago, Slowswift said: "I have some concerns." - Baymax, and myself Don't you mean "I have some goats?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted December 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the Omniscient said: Don't you mean "I have some goats?" I said what I said, and I made the thread, so I can bend the rules as I dang well please. (I think "The goats have some concerns" would be more accurate anyways. ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 goat before death, strength before goat, journey before goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 "Church is the only guy I know with an illustrated field goat! He's a moron!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 "Never go in against a goat when death is on the line!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 Luke, may the Goat be with you.. forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 When isn't a goat taser needed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 The goat who lived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Give me goat or give me death! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Four score and seven goats ago It was the patient, cut flower sound of a man waiting to goat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Fortune favors the goat. I think, therefore i goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 It is past time for them to awaken, for the Everstorm looms. And — The goat has arrived. - Words of Radiance blurb (on the paperback only?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Mama, just killed a man Put a goat against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've goat and throw it all away 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk of Dakhor Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) I am not throwing away my goat -Hamilton, not throwing away my shot Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Monk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 One day it occurred to me that the squeaky, smelly goats surrounding me were my brothers and sister. I was very disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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