Monk of Dakhor Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) I am not throwing away my goat -Hamilton, not throwing away my shot Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Monk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 One day it occurred to me that the squeaky, smelly goats surrounding me were my brothers and sister. I was very disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 “I’m not Harmony’s hands,” Wax whispered. “I’m His goat.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 one goat to rule them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk of Dakhor Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Dear Goat, what to say to you, you have my eyes you have your mothers name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 On 12/7/2022 at 7:18 PM, Ookla the catastrophizer said: “I’m not Harmony’s hands,” Wax whispered. “I’m His goat.” i burst into laughter well. i snorted with mirth, which, in my weakened state, is the equivalent of falling over and passing out laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 "Fourscore and seven years ago our goats brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created goats." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Goat fell from the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 We must stop Goat from boarding the plane! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 27 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said: Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men! Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of goats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Just now, Ookla Carried by the Wind said: Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of goats! Goat is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 To goat or not to goat, that is the goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 "I'm truly sorry. But next time, try not to be so goat." "I will protect goats who I hate, so long as it is right." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 A goat is like a virus. Resilient. Highly contagious. And even the smallest seed of a goat can grow. It can grow to define or destroy you. It's the goat that didn't go off. The goat that no one knew was real. That's the goat with the power to change the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 (edited) I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS! Edited December 11, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood fixed... again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 "I accept it, Stormfather! I ACCEPT THAT THERE WILL BE GOATS WHO I CANNOT PROTECT!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Veni Veni Goat-uel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 "But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent the one thing you've never been able to kill, no mater how hard you try. I am goat." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said: Goat is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men! Honor is goat dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men. Edited December 11, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 16 minutes ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said: Honor is goat dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men. Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Ookla the Nerdy said: Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men! Honor is not dead so long as he goats in the hearts of men! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Honor is not dead so long as he goats in the hearts of men! Goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goats goat goat goats goat goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS! the sequel: "don't worry, if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large goats :]" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 18 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS! On 11/30/2022 at 5:26 PM, Ookla the Omniscient said: “I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!” - @Ookla the Archivist :/ 17 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Honor is not dead so long as he goats in the hearts of men! Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goat hearts of men! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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