NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 "The goats are coming! The goats are coming!" "One goat to rule them all, one goat to find them. One goat to bring them all and in the darkness bind them in the Land of Mordor where the goats lie." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent goats." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 "Aha! You fell victim to one of the classic goats! The most well-known of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is "Never go in against a goat when death is on the line!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 "Ruled by Abraham Goat, the one Grand Goat who stayed loyal to the High Goat, the government of Zeropolis uses advanced goats to keep tight control." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk of Dakhor Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 She always wondered what it would feel like to goat, but she was to worried to pay attention to it now -Glitch, by Laura Martin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 The greatest wealth is to live content with goats. - Plato 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 This may or may not be the highest form of comedy ever concieved "I am goat. But you could be fire." -We all know what this is from 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said: This may or may not be the highest form of comedy ever concieved "I am goat. But you could be fire." -We all know what this is from I ran out of reputation. I'll come back tomorrow. took me too long to realize what this was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 4 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said: This may or may not be the highest form of comedy ever concieved "I am goat. But you could be fire." -We all know what this is from Ah, yes, Goats of Radiance, or GoR for short. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Ah, yes, Goats of Radiance, or GoR for short. followed by the sequel, Goatbringer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said: followed by the sequel, Goatbringer With the villain Goat-ium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said: With the villain Goat-ium. Who is opposed by Goat 4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said: Who is opposed by Goat 4 Dalinar defeats Goat-ium in part with the book The Way of Kings, written by Goathadon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Dalinar defeats Goat-ium in part with the book The Way of Kings, written by Goathadon Goat-ium's possessor, Rayse is eventually killed by the evil killing blade, Goatblood. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said: Goat-ium's possessor, Rayse is eventually killed by the evil killing blade, Goatblood. The Singers, who serve as Goat-ium's troops, may take on forms of power. These include (but are not limited to): Stormform, Nightform, Direform, and Goatform. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 The Azish preferred their decorations to look like the product of a goat having a sneezing fit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: The Singers, who serve as Goat-ium's troops, may take on forms of power. These include (but are not limited to): Stormform, Nightform, Direform, and Goatform. Before the everstorm, battles were fought on the shattered plains, which were populated with gargantuan Chasm-goats Edited January 11, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said: Before the everstorm, battles were fought on the shattered plains, which were populated with gargantuan Chasm-goats Chasm-goats, chulls, and other big crab monsters with gemhearts are collectively called "Goatshells." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Chasm-goats, chulls, and other big crab monsters with gemhearts are collectively called "Goatshells." These creatures, unbeknownst to most scholars, have formed their own light equivalent in power to stormlight capable of creating the goats radiant. This light of unimaginable power is known as goatlight (Sorry not sorry if this is getting too ridiculous) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 Just now, Witless of Shinovar said: These creatures, unbeknownst to most scholars, have formed their own light equivalent in power to stormlight capable of creating the goats radiant. This light of unimaginable power is known as goatlight (Sorry not sorry if this is getting too ridiculous) For the heroes of the Urithiru Coalition, an important logistics factor are the Oathgoats. These allow for instant travel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 Sorry this isn't as beautifully in order as your guys's stuff, but the only thing I could come up with was a goatstone for Szeth. Goatless of Shinovar. Or however you say that. 7 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said: (Sorry not sorry if this is getting too ridiculous) Definitely not sorry. This is awesome. This entire goat thing is technically ridiculous. SOOO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gregorio said: Sorry this isn't as beautifully in order as your guys's stuff, but the only thing I could come up with was a goatstone for Szeth. Goatless of Shinovar. Or however you say that. No, it's perfect, we needed to flesh out some of the stuff outside of the main odium conflict, and now we can segue perfectly into things like the Goat lake or Goat-eaters(horn eaters) 4 minutes ago, Gregorio said: Definitely not sorry. This is awesome. This entire goat thing is technically ridiculous. SOOO. goats do have a habit of being ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said: For the heroes of the Urithiru Coalition, an important logistics factor are the Oathgoats. These allow for instant travel. Equally important are the Goats Radiant, the last hope for mankind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said: Equally important are the Goats Radiant, the last hope for mankind. Their power is enhanced by their Goatblades and GoatPlate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 "The dark side of the goat is a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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