Just_a_Fan he/him Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 (edited) "I know how to get rid of goat. A carpet bombing." -Failboat. Edited May 15, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT not lazy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 "My name is Alexander Goatilton!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 "Goat, Goat, wherefore art thou Goat?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 to the tune of "where are you goat?" "Where are you gooooo-oat? Why can't I find you. ... My goat is changing." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 "goat is dead, but ill see what i can do" dont know if thats been done yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 Honey, where's my Goat!?!?!? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 Eliza, where the devil are my goats? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 He left the goat broken behind him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 Luke I am your goat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 Goat or goat not, there is no goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 I hear the goat 'a comin'. It's rollin' 'round the bend. And I ain't seen the goat since, I don't know when. I've been stuck in Goat Prison, and goat keeps draggin' on. When I was just a goat, my goat told me "son, always be a good goat, don't ever play with guns". But I shot a goat in Reno, just to watch him goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 "Keep the goat, you filthy animal" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 “Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of goats” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 she'll be coming round the goat when she comes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 "Now goat this, suckaaaaaah!" - Luz Goatcetta 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 (edited) On 9/11/2023 at 11:55 AM, TheRavenHasLanded said: "goat is dead, but ill see what i can do" dont know if thats been done yet. Dang it, I was going to do that and had the exact same thought so here's some more that have probably already been done "I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am Goat" "There's always another goat" “The Goat, In exchange for your bridgemen." "Szeth-Son-Son-Valano, Goat of shinovar..." " I'm not Harmony's hands. I'm His goat." "My name is David Charleston, and I kill Goats" "Hello! Would you like to destroy some goats today?" I imagine this as listening to the audiobook quote and then google translate just adds the "goat" instead Edited September 27, 2023 by Lord Spirit 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 "The ocean, however, was now as you hopefully imagine it. Assuming you imagine it as emerald green, made up of spores, and bearing endless goats." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 "The way of Goat" "Words of Goat" "Goatbringer" "Goat of War" "The Goat Empire" "The goat of Ascension" "The Hero of Goat" "The Alloy of Goat" "Shadows of Goat" "Goat of Mourning" "The Goat Metal" "Goatbreaker" "The Emperors Goat" "Tress of the Emerald Goat" "The Frugal Goats guide to surviving Medieval England" "Yumi and the Goat Painter" "The Sunlit Goat" "Goatheart" "Firegoat" "Goat" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies she/her Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 "Goats have no pattern. Besides, I have read of them in your lore. They speak of spindly arms like bone, and horrific faces. I should think, if you wish to find one, the mirror might be a location where you can begin your search" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 (edited) “Quoth the raven, ‘Goat.’” “Friends, Romans, Goats, lend me your ears,” “Sometimes, I worry I’m not the goat everyone thinks I am.” “Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly goat-like, thank you very much.” “Alas, poor Goat! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent livestock. He hath borne me on my back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my mouth it is!” Edited September 28, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Goatington on your side - Da-Goat Diggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 (edited) "Inappropriate?" Pattern said "Such as... dividing by goat?" Edited September 28, 2023 by Hmmm lies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 “These goats are making me thirsty.” “Is this about goats?” “No.” “Then I’ve lost interest.” ”What could possess anyone to have a party? I mean, to have a bunch of goats treat your house like a stable.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 "Bring out the holy hand goat!" - Monty Python and the holy grail "Once you see the goats behind the stage it becomes harder to believe the play is real." -Khriss "Now Goat is podracing!" -Anakin Skywalker "You were the chosen Goat!" - Obi-wan Kenobi "They killed my goat" (the fugitive) "I knew that goat was up to no good." "You said medium-rare. Survey said 'GOAT!'" -gorden Ramsey, MasterChef "You, you, you, you, and goat, GET OUT!" -also Gordon Ramsey "You gotta do the cooking by the Goat." -Cake level 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm lies she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Some radiant oaths "I will protect those who can not protect goats" "I will accept there are goats I can not protect" "I will remember goats who have been forgotten" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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