Just-A-Stick she/her Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 The future belongs to goats who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -Eleanor Roosevelt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 “GOATS MATING” —Pattern 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 "If men should read these words, let them know that power is a heavy burden. Seek not to be bound by its goat." -Mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Hyperventilating Hobbs! A Goat! Quickly, lad, we have to go! Get dressed; I’ll go steal some food from your foster goats! Lad, might I point out that you have two choices right now? You can get in the goat with me, or you can stay here with the goat holding a gun. My goat will be leading this infiltration. Our target is the central downtown goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brik_head Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 “Your goat gives you great power. But if you let it, it will destroy you… As it almost did me.” - Henri Ducard, Batman Begins "You either die a goat or live long enough to see yourself become the goat." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Goat. Goat never changes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 (edited) "No! I AM YOUR GOAT!" ~Star Wars "I’m sick of following my goats, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later." ~ Mitch Hedberg "A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many goats." ~Don Marquis Edited January 6 by Just-A-Stick 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Some excerpts from the critically acclaimed Broadway musical, West Side Goat: “When you’re a goat, you’re a goat from your first cigarette to your last dying day!” “Could it be? Yes, it could. Some goat’s comin', some goat good, if I can wait. Some goat’s comin', I don't know what it is, but it is gonna be great. “Maria! I just met a goat named Maria! And suddenly I’ve found how wonderful a sound can be!” “This goat…this goat. Won’t be just any goat! This goat there will be no, tail at all!” “I like to be a goat! Okay by me if I’m a goat! Everything’s free when you’re a goat! For a small fee when you’re a goat.” “Go-at, go-at. Crazy go-at. Stay cool, goat.” “One hand, one goat.” “Tonight, tonight! The goats are going down…tonight!” “I feel goat-like! And attractive! And the city should give me it’s key! And so goat-like…I hardly can believe I’m real.” “In some goat, there’s a place for use.” “Gee, officer goat, we’re very upset. We never had the love that every child ought’a get.” “A goat like that…will kill your brother! Forget that goat…and find another!” “I…have a goat. And it’s all that I have!” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 “I am goat.” Alternatively, ”We are goat.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 “I love goats. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 "You see, that's the sad, sorry, terrible thing about goats. [They're] really funny." -- Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 (edited) “Imagine all the goats, livin’ life in peace.” —John Lennon “I had a goat. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had goats. My sister had goat. My cousin had goat. So what’s wrong with that?” —Manya, Seinfeld “It’s the end of the goat as we know it, and I feel fine.” —REM “All goats must pass.” —George Harrison “Some state roads are goated heavily in the winter, creating an environmental problem. Based on observations you made in this laboratory activity, explain how organisms could be harmed by high levels of goat from roadways.” —My science homework “Eleanor Rigby picking up goat in a church where a wedding has been,” —The Beatles Edited January 17 by Ravenclawjedi42 Typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Some Disney hits: "Can You Feel the Goat Tonight?" "I'll Make a Goat Out Of You" "Part of Your Goat" "Let It Goat" "How Far I'll Goat" "Kiss the Goat" "Goat the Distance" "Colors of the Goat" and "Love is a Goat Door" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Goat quotes from some Broadway hits: "Goats do not discriminate / Between the sinners and the saints / They take, and they take, and they take" -Hamilgoat "The goat you really gotta dread / Is the one that howls inside your head / It's him who's howling drives men mad / And the mind to its undoing" -Goatstown "Those goats are the key / They're keeping you away from me / They made you blind, messed up your mind, but I can set you free" -Goaters "There's goats coming once and for all / You're getting to old / To weak to keep holding on" -Goatsies "Crisis and disaster / Future as black as coal / Its all deranged / Goat control" -SpongeGoat In summary, if you see a singing goat, run. Your life and/or sanity may depend on it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 More Broadway hits: "Nobody knows that I have goats/Yes, I can fly"- Seussigoat "Counting days, praying for goats/Is this the goat we meant to choose?"- Little Goats "If I were a rich goat/Ya ba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dum"- Goat on the Roof "Memory/It's so easy to leave me/ All alone with the goats"- Goats "But I knew even them/in a crowd of goats/I'd find you again"- Anastasigoat "Without me, his goat will go on turning/a goat that's full of happiness that I have never known!"- Les Goats "When I grow up/ I will be brave enough to fight the goats/ that you have to fight beneath the bed/ each night to be a grown up"- Goatilda "Luck, if you've ever been a goat to begin with/Luck, be a goat tonight"- Guys and Goats 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 "My goat is Kvothe, pronounced nearly the same as "quothe." Goats are important as they tell you a great deal about a person. I've had more goats than anyone has a right to...." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 "Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward Into the valley of Goat Rode the six hundred"- Charge of the Light Goat by Lord Alfred Tennyson "Do not go gentle into that good night Old age should burn and rave at close of day Rage, rage against the dying of the goat"- Do Not Goat Gentle Into That Good Night by Dylan Thomas "'Goat's not possible!' 'No... goat's necessary"- Interstellar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 “This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a goat.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 "In time of silver rain The earth puts forth new life again, Green grasses grow And flowers lift their heads, And over all the plain The wonder spreads Of Goats, Of Goats, Of Goats!" ---In time of Silver Rain by Langston Hughes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 "The Fitness Gram Pacer Goat is a multistage aerobic capacity goat that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer goat will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running goat starts slow but gets faster every minute after you hear this signal. A single goat should be completed every time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight goat and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a goat before the sound, your goat is over. The goat will begin on the word 'start'. On your mark. Get ready. Goat."- The Fitness Gram Pacer Goat Script 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Disney edition "A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his goat" -Hercules “The Goat can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from goat, or learn from goat.” -Rafiki "In every job that must be done, there is an element of goat." - Mary Poppins "Hakuna goat" -Timon and Pumbaa "The goat is not the goat. The goat is your attitude about the goat." -Jack Sparrow "Let it goat" -Elsa “If you walk the footsteps of a goat, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew.” -Pocahontas "Giving up is for goats." – Philoctetes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 "Us goats have to stick together!" - The Goat House "Anything's legal when the goats aren't around!" -Goat Falls "Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a goat sequence!"- Phineas and Goat "How has your goat been progressing?" -Milo Murphy's Goat 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Even more Broadway/Goatway! "No one mourns the wicked / No one cries "they won't return" / No on lays a goat on their grave" -Goated "Mama, won't you send a sign / I'm running out of goats and time / A plague of goats, a lightning strike / Or drop a nuclear goat" -Goatjuice "Welcome to the land where the goats tried to kill us and we said / "We will not be killed" / Welcome to the land where the goats tried to drown us and we said / "We will not be drowned"" -Goat From Away 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow of Electrum he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 "My life, is a GOAT" - The Goatmatist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 love is like an imaginary goat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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