Wyndlerunner he/him Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, HeyLookItz said: The goat weaves as the goat wills. -Moiraine Damodred I cannot thank you enough for this. "I was not elected to watch my goat suffer, and die while you discuss this goat in a comittee!"- Padme Amidala 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 A long time ago in a Goat far far away. In a goat in the ground, there lived a hobbit. This is the goat of how I died It's the map to Goat Skywalker! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 "Hmmm...goats" - Pattern "Memory is not what the goat desires. That is only a mirror" - Gimli "Freedom is the right to tell goats what they do not want to hear." - George Orwell 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 "It's like a goat made of porridge." --David Charleston 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami she/her Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Keep your friends close, but your goat closer. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesura she/her Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Now I am become Goat, the destroyer of worlds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a goat. A goat is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. I've always been very confident in my goat. “But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am goat.” Goats rarely see their own actions as unjustified. Elend: I kind of lost track of time…Breeze: For two hours?Elend: There were goats involved. Frodo Baggins: I wish the goat had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such goats. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the goat that is given to us 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. he/him Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the goat he didn’t exist.” ~~~ “The greatest trick the Goat ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” ~~~ “The greatest goat the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” ~~~ “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t goat.” ~~~ And now: “The greatest goat the Goat ever pulled was convincing the goat he didn’t goat.” Masterful. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 "You should have aimed for the goat," 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantus he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) "He's my Goat." "So was I..." EDIT: "You think you're the only Goat in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet." "I have an Army" "We have a Goat" "I. AM. GOOOOOOAAAAAAATTT!!!!" Edited September 20, 2018 by Quantus Ideas 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Perfectly balanced, as all goats should be. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 I goat therefore, I goat. - William Goatspeare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 "I don't know half of goats half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of goats half as well as they deserve." -Bilgoat Baggoats 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) "Goat or goat not. There is no try." "There was no closing my eyes and sliding back into that blissful dream of goat. This was my goat now." "I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's goat. Then I joined the army." "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a goat." “Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy goat.” “Goat, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.” “Made it, Ma! Goat of the world!” Edited September 20, 2018 by Ark1002 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrise Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the goat attacked. There are three things all wise men fear: a goat at sea, a night with no goat, and the anger of a gentle goat. Goat fell from the sky... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 "Say hello to my little goat!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Ati he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Wanna know how I got these goats? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 I'm SIIIIIIIIIIINGING IN THE GOAT! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die. (This ones probably already been done, but it was too perfect) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 *Ahem* Goat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) "we're gonna need a bigger Goat" “We remember the good Goats and the bad ones, forgetting that most Goats are neither good nor bad. They just are.” “Let your Goats defend you, not your words.” Now to pull one from my signature, “Every Goat in our lives seems trivial, Most are forgotten while some, equally humble, become the Goats upon which history pivots." Edited September 20, 2018 by TheVillageIdiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) “Chase your goats.” ”The goat is mightier than the sword.” Edited September 21, 2018 by Silva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 "We have an army." "We have a goat." "Goat before death, goat before weakness, goat before destination" "I will goat those who cannot goat themselves" "i will goat those I hate, so long as it is right" "I will goat those who have been forgotten" "i will goat those who have been ignored" "MMMMMMM... goats." "I will unite instead of divide, I will bring goats together." OB Spoiler "I will take responsibility for what I have done. If I must fall, I will rise each time a better goat." "YOU CANNOT HAVE MY GOAT" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little wheel he/him Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 "Today, I am become goat, destroyer of worlds." (The Enchantress) "'Cause I'm having a goat time." (Don't Stop Me Now) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 And now, the Joker: "I'm just a goat chasing cars," "Goats are... like gravity. All you need is a little.... GOAT!" "It's simple. We, uh, kill the Goatman," "Let's put a goat on that face of yours!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) Speedy goat goes in. Speedy goat comes out. The goat is a lie. or The cake is a goat. Edited September 21, 2018 by Rebecca 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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