Voidus Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 We were as surprised as you were when Lightsworn showed up on the Question thread. Just wait until the great sentient bacon invasion of Salem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Just wait until the great sentient bacon invasion of Salem But nothing of that compares to what ultimately killed Nighthound. Didn't know you could use cream that way. Edited July 27, 2015 by Edgedancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Just wait until the great sentient bacon invasion of Salem Now, no need to spread false information. It's turkey bacon, not actual bacon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Now, no need to spread false information. It's turkey bacon, not actual bacon. If we want to be entirely accurate there were two seperate invasions going on at the same time, so what Voidus said wasn't exactly wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Plus there's the orange soda vanguard leading the invasion so lots to look forward to 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Then there's the human abdomination mostly made out of glitter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Then there's the human abdomination mostly made out of glitter. Funtimes is coming to Salem?! I would bribe Twi with all the pugs in the world for that. Soulcaster is getting bored and is in dire need of some Funtimes style entertainment. She would be named city minister of parties 5 seconds after her arrival. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Funtimes is coming to Salem?! I would bribe Twi with all the pugs in the world for that. Soulcaster is getting bored and is in dire need of some Funtimes style entertainment. She would be named city minister of parties 5 seconds after her arrival. No, this time I was actually "spoiling" the Dalles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Funtimes is coming to Salem?! I would bribe Twi with all the pugs in the world for that. Soulcaster is getting bored and is in dire need of some Funtimes style entertainment. She would be named city minister of parties 5 seconds after her arrival. 5 seconds. That's long enough for her to say "HI! Welcome to my party! I like shinies!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 5 seconds. That's long enough for her to say "HI! Welcome to my party! I like shinies!" And for Sam to mime her behind her back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 And for Sam to mime her behind her back? Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 No, this time I was actually "spoiling" the Dalles. Voidus is sad. 5 seconds. That's long enough for her to say "HI! Welcome to my party! I like shinies!" How exactly would Funtimes react to being able to party in a world made of cotton candy and edible glitter with her friends and no Nighthound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 And for Sam to mime her behind her back? And thus Soulcaster made her the offical mime translator for all conversations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 How exactly would Funtimes react to being able to party in a world made of cotton candy and edible glitter with her friends and no Nighthound? She'd be ecstatic ...until she realized it was only a hallucination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 How exactly would Funtimes react to being able to party in a world made of cotton candy and edible glitter with her friends and no Nighthound? If Funtimes gets to choose what her friends look like in this dream world, could she make Nathan genuinely look exactly like David Tennant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 And thus Soulcaster made her the offical mime translator for all conversations. He'd probably set her to work as a commentator for the arena or just generic make funer of Epics (A real job title that definitely exists!) Or send her to a reality where she gets to relive the most painful moments of her life for all eternity. It depends on whether or not he had a good breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) If Funtimes gets to choose what her friends look like in this dream world, could she make Nathan genuinely look exactly like David Tennant? If she could, she'd only do it if he asked. Besides the fact she's not a Whovian and isn't otherwise familiar with David Tennant, she likes Nathan's face the way it is. Edited July 27, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 He'd probably set her to work as a commentator for the arena or just generic make funer of Epics (A real job title that definitely exists!) Or send her to a reality where she gets to relive the most painful moments of her life for all eternity. It depends on whether or not he had a good breakfast. And then there were two glittery teleporters out for his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 And then there were two glittery teleporters out for his life. How would Funtimes know whether Sam was in hell or paradise? She'd just be lying there on the floor, unconscious. Soulcaster could even give Funtimes the illusion of a synchronized dream where she finds Sam happy and well within a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 How would Funtimes know whether Sam was in hell or paradise? She'd just be lying there on the floor, unconscious. Soulcaster could even give Funtimes the illusion of a synchronized dream where she finds Sam happy and well within a dream. Pretty sure that the act of taking away her consciousness would be enough, no matter what he does with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Pretty sure that the act of taking away her consciousness would be enough, no matter what he does with her. This is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 This is true. See, I know the insane violent tendencies of our characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 See, I know the insane violent tendencies of our characters. Quite well, I might add. Except for Nathan's, because he doesn't have any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 See, I know the insane violent tendencies of our characters. We all have honorary PhDs in wacky Epicology. By the way, out of curiosity were you serious that Shiny Sparkle would take a liking to Sam if they met, or was that just a memetic joke? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Just wait until the great sentient bacon invasion of Salem Pretty sure Hoid would be showing up to that one, Cosmere or no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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