Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 *glares* "Fine." *Projects to Funtimes to tell her Nighthound and Lightwards are planning to kill Nathan* * Lightwards sets up an elaborate fake planning table with pictures of "Nathan Terry," whom he insists to an angry Funtimes is a rival Epic who just so happens to look like her boyfriend * 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 "Oh yeah, that's the Nathan you were talking about. The one you said you were going to give Numnums to me for so we could attack him right?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 "Oh yeah, that's the Nathan you were talking about. The one you said you were going to give Numnums to me for so we could attack him right?" "Lightwards just give her the damnation dino to shut her up." *traps the dinosaur with explosives in case she ever goes near it in her actual body* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 "Lightwards just give her the damnation dino to shut her up." *traps the dinosaur with explosives in case she ever goes near it in her actual body* *winks at Nighthound* "Only one way to get me to shut up, but unfortunately I'm already spoken for. Numnums does get dreadfully jealous you know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 *winks at Nighthound* "Only one way to get me to shut up, but unfortunately I'm already spoken for. Numnums does get dreadfully jealous you know." "I'm sure he could find it in himself to share." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 * Lightwards sets up an elaborate fake planning table with pictures of "Nathan Terry," whom he insists to an angry Funtimes is a rival Epic who just so happens to look like her boyfriend * I don't know whether to be impressed at the effort he put into this, or to facepalm at the notion that he actually thinks she'd fall for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 I don't know whether to be impressed at the effort he put into this, or to facepalm at the notion that he actually thinks she'd fall for it. Facepalm, definetly facepalm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 "I'm sure he could find it in himself to share." * Numnums immediately chomps down on Nighthound, biting him completely in half and slicing into thin ribbons in his teeth. And then Nighthound died. * I don't know whether to be impressed at the effort he put into this, or to facepalm at the notion that he actually thinks she'd fall for it. It'd definitely be a last resort. "While we're at it we might as well work out a plan for killing Pam Hattner and... uh, 'Rebellion Sunlight'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Facepalm, definetly facepalm. Let's see, if I facepalm with strength proportional to how stupid his idea is, then.... ....owwww. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 * Numnums immediately chomps down on Nighthound, biting him completely in half and slicing into thin ribbons in his teeth. And then Nighthound died. * And then Numnums got the girl. Let's see, if I facepalm with strength proportional to how stupid his idea is, then.... ....owwww. On second thought, don't facepalm, I'd prefer your face not getting hurt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) Let's see, if I facepalm with strength proportional to how stupid his idea is, then.... ....owwww. And now you know why Alethi women cover their safehand. To cushion the impact when they facepalm from the mens idiocy. Edited August 15, 2015 by Voidus 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 And now you know why Alethi women cover their safehand. To cushion the impact when they facepalm from the mens idiocy. Vorin women are geniuses! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Just to try to fit some planning into the thread in the last 7 pages (Heresy I know but I'll make up for it with pugs)Did anyone have any plans for what the Portland factions would be getting up to today? The MEE probably won't be launching any large scale attacks but they'd be employing some subtle information gathering and perhaps an assassination attempt or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Just to try to fit some planning into the thread in the last 7 pages (Heresy I know but I'll make up for it with pugs) Did anyone have any plans for what the Portland factions would be getting up to today? The MEE probably won't be launching any large scale attacks but they'd be employing some subtle information gathering and perhaps an assassination attempt or two. Lightwards is attacking Chimera, and he'll be forcing the citizens of Portland to hear one of his speeches later. If the MEE tries anything he'll burn a few blocks to the ground to send a message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Just to try to fit some planning into the thread in the last 7 pages (Heresy I know but I'll make up for it with pugs) Did anyone have any plans for what the Portland factions would be getting up to today? The MEE probably won't be launching any large scale attacks but they'd be employing some subtle information gathering and perhaps an assassination attempt or two. Planning? Shame on you! Nighthound and Lucentia will try to get some privacy and have a talk now that Lucentia got to know their "allies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Planning? Shame on you! Nighthound and Lucentia will try to get some privacy and have a talk now that Lucentia got to know their "allies". There is no privacy, only Neverthere! Lightwards is attacking Chimera, and he'll be forcing the citizens of Portland to hear one of his speeches later. If the MEE tries anything he'll burn a few blocks to the ground to send a message. Ok. The MEE will definitely try something then, have to advance our goals and all. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 There is no privacy, only Neverthere! Ok. The MEE will definitely try something then, have to advance our goals and all. XD Talking about lack of privacy, there's a rather high chance Shiny Sparkle is going to arrive in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Ok. The MEE will definitely try something then, have to advance our goals and all. XD Sounds good to me. Also, I think this is my first Popular Portland post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Sounds good to me. Also, I think this is my first Popular Portland post. See, you just have to surrender your will to our guidance and everything will work out just fine. Congrats though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Sounds good to me. Also, I think this is my first Popular Portland post. Gratz! I think Mrs. Voidus got her first popular post too. Looks like starting the new day was a good decision Talking about lack of privacy, there's a rather high chance Shiny Sparkle is going to arrive in town. Because what Portland really needs is yet another young woman with the ability to appear anywhere and possessing extreme boundary issues. *Looks at Nighthound and Timeport* On second thoughts, it could be worse. Welcome Shiny! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 See, you just have to surrender your will to our guidance and everything will work out just fine. Congrats though. If that's the case, do I have your blessing to do a Lightwards post? *Looks at Nighthound and Timeport* On second thoughts, it could be worse. Welcome Shiny! Hands up: who wants to see Timeport, Electro, and Quota forcibly stripped and forced to run around in their underwear? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 If that's the case, do I have your blessing to do a Lightwards post? Hands up: who wants to see Timeport, Electro, and Quota forcibly stripped and forced to run around in their underwear? Or have their clothing forcibly exploded, rendering them both embarassed and dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 If that's the case, do I have your blessing to do a Lightwards post? Hands up: who wants to see Timeport, Electro, and Quota forcibly stripped and forced to run around in their underwear? Does Lightwards step into a giant batch of molten sugar? (This is mandatory by the way. ) I'm more a fan of Voidus' version, simply because I don't want to imagine them without clothes. Although exploding someone's clothes wouldn't be enough to kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Does Lightwards step into a giant batch of molten sugar? (This is mandatory by the way. ) Sure. I can do that. (Where is Candyflame, by the way? Did she spend the night in the Museum? Is she your character, or an NPC?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Does Lightwards step into a giant batch of molten sugar? (This is mandatory by the way. ) I'm more a fan of Voidus' version, simply because I don't want to imagine them without clothes. Although exploding someone's clothes wouldn't be enough to kill them. New plan: Funtimes and Shiny become best friends, teleport to the trifecta before their next hunt. Funtimes turns their clothes into glass, Shiny blows them up. Then everyone has a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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