PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Your fungicides and shardforks and featherspears and various painful pointy things are useless against the Bricks of Porridge! Cut us, and we reform! Try to poison us, and we will happily eat it all with no harmful effects! Stab us, and we devour you! And yes, it's we now– I have summoned my entire family of PorridgeBricks, from all their unexpected hiding spots inside bricks, the Spanish Inquisition, and Voidmobiles! Watch your backs, your feets, your fronts, your everythings, because there's always a PorridgeBrick lurking precisely where it is most unexpected! Tonight, my friends, we feast on feathers and fanfics! And kiwifruits, can't forget the kiwifruits. Mmmm. Tasty. Edited May 20, 2014 by PorridgeBrick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Finally a feast I can get behind!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 add the FeatherFarmers to your list of Feathertroops and we'll talk about hooking the Feathertroops up with waffles. SCADRIAN Wafles Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 387973120 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 433592624 bytes) in Unknown on line 0 You are on the list on page 9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Farming--> wheat-->porridge BOOM I just soulcast the bricks, and presto! new porridge bricks. You cant beat the sole Featherfarmer at his job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Farming--> wheat-->porridge BOOM I just soulcast the bricks, and presto! new porridge bricks. You cant beat the sole Featherfarmer at his job I'm confused here. You're being threatened by a clan of malevolent masses of porridge, and so... make more masses of porridge? That is not how you defeat PorridgeBricks. We will gladly welcome our new brethren that you have created. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 no. I make explodey porridgeBricks that explode when they come close to normal ones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Hmm. That is a useful ability. Explodiness does not harm us, as we can simply reform. But the enemy.... Mwahaha! You have handed us the best possible weapon! Do not underestimate the PorridgeBrick empire! (Yes, empire. We grow fast.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 they explode with awesomeness. that awesomeness poisons all nearby porridge bricks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Your fungicides and shardforks and featherspears and various painful pointy things are useless against the Bricks of Porridge! Cut us, and we reform! Try to poison us, and we will happily eat it all with no harmful effects! Stab us, and we devour you! And yes, it's we now– I have summoned my entire family of PorridgeBricks, from all their unexpected hiding spots inside bricks, the Spanish Inquisition, and Voidmobiles! Watch your backs, your feets, your fronts, your everythings, because there's always a PorridgeBrick lurking precisely where it is most unexpected! Tonight, my friends, we feast on feathers and fanfics! And kiwifruits, can't forget the kiwifruits. Mmmm. Tasty. And where did you get this awesomeness? Did you dastardly devils dare to steal from Lift? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (giggle) Keep going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Aha! The field has been set. Both sides are gathering troops. Action is imminent. This will be fun (giggle). (btw, I'm not on either side. I'm just observing) You know, We don't have any Feather Bridgemen Slaves Yet. Anyone want to help Conscript some People? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Now they resort to slavery! Rise up my fellow sharders before it is too late! Stop their tyranny in it's place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 You know, We don't have any Feather Bridgemen Slaves Yet. Anyone want to help Conscript some People? You do NOT want to bring the Panda Nation into this battle, Captain Feather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Help us Panda! You are sworn to the light are you not? Do you not see their trickery for what it is? They are trying to take over this fan site, thread by thread. Do not let them! They say they are friends then when you are not looking they will enslave your true friends and allies so that the Panda nation is alone and powerless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 The Pandas are sworn to abstinence, but they will participate if angered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 The Pandas are sworn to abstinence, but they will participate if angered. Is that why the Chinese are having difficulty raising the panda population? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Yup. Besides, there's too much pollution (I've been to China dozens of times, and never have I seen a blue sky. There's too much pollution covering it). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Yea I knew that. The Chinese are the reason New Zealand doesn't have much of a ozone layer. Stupid wind currents pick up the pollution and drop it in our atmosphere. Lol. Other than the lack of blue skies is china a good place to visit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Yep. So long as you understand Chinese. And whatever you do, NEVER order food from a restaurant that doesn't look fancy and professional. You do NOT want to know what they put in the food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Anything and everything, lol. But back to topic. Come at me you weak and pathetic Feathertips even your Featherfarmer with his asplodie porridge bricks is no match for the might of Awakened crystal ( which until WoB states that it is impossible is what my name is about )! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Somebody! Get the lava! We will melt both the PorridgeBricks and the CrystalBodies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwd24era he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I think the enemy has fled my friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurthemir he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Lurth, you are now an honorary Featherclan member. That was a great speech. But it's Feathertips not Featherspears. Featherwarriors, this outsider of the name of Lurth has delivered a powerful speech and rallied us. Stand and defend our Mistress! We shall not stand for this behavior, it shall be crushed. Shroom, take your Aussie friends and cleanest his thread of yourselves or face the wrath of all the Feathertroops combined. Strength and Freedom! *Feather salute. I shall accept your generous offer on a couple conditions: - That I be placed outside the chain of command. - That I be titled the Master Tactician and Official Speaker of Powerful Words. That is all. Thank You. Edited May 20, 2014 by Lurthemir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwd24era he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I shall accept your generous offer on a couple conditions: - That I be placed outside the chain of command. - That I be titled the Master Tactician and Official Speaker of Powerful Words. That is all. Thank You. You'd have to report to someone. Any title you receive would have to have Feather in front of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Lurth, if you accept lwd's terms, than it is official! Welcome. Shroomites, I command you to leave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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