Kobold King he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 *watches everyone arguing over LotR characters* ... *quietly slips onto Scadrial, steals Wayne, and sneaks off while nobody's looking* Too late. Already spiked him. Haleth is a Bloodmaker now, so we can be together forever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Ohmygoodness Kobold *where* did you get that smiley from??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Ohmygoodness Kobold *where* did you get that smiley from??? Made it myself. Microsoft Paint is a magical thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Creepy. It's kind of the uncanny valley of emojis. Edited November 17, 2015 by Delightful 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Creepy. It's kind of the uncanny valley of emojis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Too late. Already spiked him. Haleth is a Bloodmaker now, so we can be together forever. LIES. Wayne is too clever to be caught by your shenanigans! Go back in time and spike Miles or something. Nobody will miss him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Aaand this ones cute. Kaymyth, are you sure we want to give Miles access to more of the Metallic Arts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Aaand this ones cute. Kaymyth, are you sure we want to give Miles access to more of the Metallic Arts? Nah, Kobold was talking about spiking to steal the power, not give him new ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbereth she/her Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Too late. Already spiked him. Haleth is a Bloodmaker now, so we can be together forever. Um... I have no idea how to feel about that, other than slightly disturbed.Also, Morzahoth, take a look at Glaurung as well. Not only is he the first dragon, he does a whole lot of creepy stuff. Mostly hypnosis on Turin and his sister Nienor. In essense, he hypnotizes Turin so that he can't move as his love is carried past him in chains, yelling and screaming for his help. Then he erases Nienor's entire memory (including clothes, what a "hand" is, and even language). As a consequence, Turin finds her wandering in the woods, and takes her in, and cares for her... And marries her.... And they have children... I hate the tale of Turin. It's really depressing and horrible. And apparently I'm suddenly the Tolkien matchmaker. How did that happen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Nah, Kobold was talking about spiking to steal the power, not give him new ones. Ah, that's.....alright.....then. I'm suddenly disturbed by the idea of killing people for powers. This is FICTION brain. It's not supposed to be happy. It's the bad guys power. *walks off muttering to self*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Ah, that's.....alright.....then. I'm suddenly disturbed by the idea of killing people for powers. This is FICTION brain. It's not supposed to be happy. It's the bad guys power. *walks off muttering to self*. Right. Not allowed to hurt Wayne in any way that he can't grow back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 The news channel my mom watches all the storming time even when there's nothing happening frequently advertises the Laser Spine Institute. "With just a one-inch incision," the commercial claims, "you can be up and walking within a few hours of surgery." Small incision. Quick recovery. Miraculous results. I turned to my sister. "I think they're using Hemalurgy." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I was gone for not even a day, people. And suddenly there's a billion pages I have to read. Anyways, regarding Tolkien: I've read The Hobbit, and am working on finishing Fellowship. Which I started... so long ago I lost track, actually. Anyways. I love the Middle-verse (which I just made up, and is totally what I'm calling it from now on until somebody corrects me because there's probably an actual name ) but I'm sad I haven't been able to read all of it yet. Regardless... who do you think I should go out with? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'm suddenly disturbed by the idea of killing people for powers. This is FICTION brain. It's not supposed to be happy. It's the bad guys power. *walks off muttering to self*. I wouldn't actually kill a character like Wayne, if that's what you're worried about. Of course, if a Metalborn is trying to kill you and the people you love, with plenty of backup coming to ruin your life, I would have no compunctions about taking him out with Hemalurgy and stealing his power. It would be like killing an ISIS fighter with a knife and then using his gun to kill his compatriots. And of course, I'm squeamish so when I say "compunctions" I mainly mean "moral compunctions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I wouldn't actually kill a character like Wayne, if that's what you're worried about. Of course, if a Metalborn is trying to kill you and the people you love, with plenty of backup coming to ruin your life, I would have no compunctions about taking him out with Hemalurgy and stealing his power. It would be like killing an ISIS fighter with a knife and then using his gun to kill his compatriots. And of course, I'm squeamish so when I say "compunctions" I mainly mean "moral compunctions." GOOD *mutters incoherently about stupid crushes on fictional characters* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) True. Nothing can kill Wayne! Because if something did, I think we'd all stop reading. I hope of someone's coming at you with a knife, instinct would kick in and you'd beat them up regardless of squeamishness. Sigh. This conversation has become sort of normal in Israel. I hate that, and I hate that it's now popping up here too. Storming crem infested chull dung people who ruin everything. So. Hemalurgy. If we spiked ISIS people, what power do you think the spike would take on? Edited November 17, 2015 by Delightful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 True. Nothing can kill Wayne! Because if something did, I think we'd all stop reading. I hope of someone's coming at you with a knife, instinct would kick in and you'd beat them up regardless of squeamishness. Sigh. This conversation has become sort of normal in Israel. I hate that, and I hate that it's now popping up here too. Storming crem infested chull dung people who ruin everything. So. Hemalurgy. If we spiked ISIS people, what power do you think the spike would take on? Evil on their scale doesn't go unnoticed. Well, they're fortunately not Metalborn, so all you could steal are the basic physical abilities like strength or mental speed. Of course, I wouldn't want to use those spikes for fear of accidentally creating the first radical Islamic army of koloss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Who is my LoTR girlfriend? I kinda want one . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Who is my LoTR girlfriend? I kinda want one . Same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 The difference between The Daily Mail and the German news is astounding... I'm not a native speaker, so as far as I can make out, Kreiszeitung is a bit less 'excited', shall we say...All they're claiming is that there were rumours of an ambulance laden with explosives but have not found such an ambulance; but neither can they rule out the possibility that the explosives were in another castle ambulance...Oh, and that no arrests were made. Not 100% on Kreiszeitung's reliability, but considering it's a paper in Lower Saxony, where Hannover is, I'm more inclined to trust it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 True. Nothing can kill Wayne! Because if something did, I think we'd all stop reading. Truth has been spoken. Wayne is just so.... Wayne. He's funny, he's fun, he's.... Wayne! If somebody/something killed him I think we'd somehow find a way to transport ourselves to Scadrial and get revenge. Wayne might just be my favorite character from anything, even though there are so many others I adore. I wouldn't want him in my house, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Evil on their scale doesn't go unnoticed. Well, they're fortunately not Metalborn, so all you could steal are the basic physical abilities like strength or mental speed. Of course, I wouldn't want to use those spikes for fear of accidentally creating the first radical Islamic army of koloss. ......how about we just stab them in the heart and melt down the spikes so they can't be reused? That being said, we just get Vin along to control them and suddenly we have the first radical Islamic force of street cleaners and garbage dump workers and every other unpleasant menial task you can think of. Edited November 17, 2015 by Delightful 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I have tape on my glasses now. Don't I get some kind of nerd award for that? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azninvasion99 he/him Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I have tape on my glasses now. Don't I get some kind of nerd award for that? Close, need a lightning scar before we can give you an award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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