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Just wondering, but has anyone made the next random stuff? I could (please???)...

Edit:

I'm gonna make one, don't go on yet, cause this still has pages left to fill, but I'm making it

Edit edit: fine, you went on it.

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You are looking across at the valley own. Your citizens are sorting squirrels (commonly spelled "Skwirrrls"), raising pugs, and dueling with shardblades, lightsabers, phasers, sonic screwdrivers, and wands. The grass blows in the wind, and spren fly around everything.

Plus the occasional unicorn, rainbow, and herd of ponies.

You can create anything with your imagination.

So WHAT WILL YOU CREATE?

The time is now. Don't cower from your abilities. Wield them and strengthen them. Expand them. Enjoy randomland

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You are looking across at the valley own. Your citizens are sorting squirrels (commonly spelled "Skwirrrls"), raising pugs, and dueling with shardblades, lightsabers, phasers, sonic screwdrivers, and wands. The grass blows in the wind, and spren fly around everything.

Plus the occasional unicorn, rainbow, and herd of ponies.

You can create anything with your imagination.

So WHAT WILL YOU CREATE?

The time is now. Don't cower from your abilities. Wield them and strengthen them. Expand them. Enjoy randomland

Sonic screwdriver? What are you going to do with that? Assemble a cabinet?

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You are looking across at the valley own. Your citizens are sorting squirrels (commonly spelled "Skwirrrls"), raising pugs, and dueling with shardblades, lightsabers, phasers, sonic screwdrivers, and wands. The grass blows in the wind, and spren fly around everything.

Plus the occasional unicorn, rainbow, and herd of ponies.

You can create anything with your imagination.

So WHAT WILL YOU CREATE?

The time is now. Don't cower from your abilities. Wield them and strengthen them. Expand them. Enjoy randomland

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead.

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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead.

There's nothing random about Shia Lebouf... And his cannibalism is a serious concern in Iowa right now. Whichever candidate can convince the electorate that they are the hardest on cannibalism will win the nomination.
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There's nothing random about Shia Lebouf... And his cannibalism is a serious concern in Iowa right now. Whichever candidate can convince the electorate that they are the hardest on cannibalism will win the nomination.

 

 

Swift was a pretty strong contender for the Democratic nod, but his modest proposal to eat all the children in Ireland has made him unpopular with certain periphery demographics.

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Swift was a pretty strong contender for the Democratic nod, but his modest proposal to eat all the children in Ireland has made him unpopular with certain periphery demographics.

The other Swift's campaign initially gathered momentum due to its high energy level and palpable enthusiasm, but it sadly petered out when voters decided "shake it off" was poor international policy.

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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead.

You pull it out of your pocket, hoping for one last bit of charge, but when you click the button to turn it on, it explodes into an enormous rainbow light display, and liberally sprinkles you with confetti and paint splatters.

You are now

confused.
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead.

 

This was the first of aforementioned music projects I took charge of... A month ago, I wouldn't have gotten that reference.

 

Also, that headache you get when you try to think of a through-line to connect all those awesome ideas you have for a story.

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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead.

 

 

You pull it out of your pocket, hoping for one last bit of charge, but when you click the button to turn it on, it explodes into an enormous rainbow light display, and liberally sprinkles you with confetti and paint splatters.

You are now confused.

 

you walk through a patch of grass... oh no! a pikachu has appeared.

 

»>fight

 

but you are confused.

 

pikachu uses confusion

 

you are even more confused that you were confused while being confused already...

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huh. that just happened...

the video, or the random stuff iv thread?

 

And, my findings...

 

The First Random Stuff thread had an average of 0.40 threads per day, lasting 264 days.

The Second Random Stuff thread had an average of 1.75 threads per day, lasting 57 days.

The Third Random Stuff thread had an average of 3.23 threads per day, lasting 31 days.

The Fourth Random Stuff thread had an average of 3.57 threads per day, lasting 26 days.

 

If this continues, it's an exponential curve. If this continues, the Random Stuff threads will be increasingly briefer and briefer, until eventually, you could create a new random stuff thread every minute, and still not create them quick enough.

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If this continues, it's an exponential curve. If this continues, the Random Stuff threads will be increasingly briefer and briefer, until eventually, you could create a new random stuff thread every minute, and still not create them quick enough.

 

Or, we'll simply move to some chat room ;)

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